Dan Slimmon danslimmon

Tidal locking happens because the tidal bulge on a satellite forms slower than the satellite rotates. That makes sense to me.

But in order for that tidal bulge to form in the first place, gravity needs to act along a specific axis of the satellite for a while, right? And since the satellite is constantly rotating, there shouldn't be any chance for that to happen.

How does the tidal bulge initally form?

	x := map[string]{interface}{
	"blah": "foop",
	"shmerp": []interface{}{
	map[string]interface{}{
	"hey": 1,
	"yes": 2,
	},
	map[string]interface{}{
	"alpha": 3,
	"bravo": 4,

	1. A recent bestseller, "Z" is a fictionalized account of this author's wife Zelda

	F. Scott Fitzgerald

	2. In 2015 he won a Grammy for best rap album for "The Marshall Mathers LP 2"

	Eminem

	3. In Latin vacca is this animal

	> var x = {}, y = {}
	> x.alpha = 1
	> x.bravo = 2
	> y.bravo = 2
	> y.alpha = 1
	> JSON.stringify(x)
	'{"alpha":1,"bravo":2}'
	> JSON.stringify(y)
	'{"bravo":2,"alpha":1}'

	Usage: sar [ options ] [ <interval> [ <count> ] ]
	Options are:
	[ -A ] [ -B ] [ -b ] [ -C ] [ -d ] [ -F ] [ -H ] [ -h ] [ -p ] [ -q ] [ -R ]
	[ -r ] [ -S ] [ -t ] [ -u [ ALL ] ] [ -V ] [ -v ] [ -W ] [ -w ] [ -y ]
	[ -I { <int> [,...] \| SUM \| ALL \| XALL } ] [ -P { <cpu> [,...] \| ALL } ]
	[ -m { <keyword> [,...] \| ALL } ] [ -n { <keyword> [,...] \| ALL } ]
	[ -j { ID \| LABEL \| PATH \| UUID \| ... } ]
	[ -f [ <filename> ] \| -o [ <filename> ] \| -[0-9]+ ]
	[ -i <interval> ] [ -s [ <hh:mm:ss> ] ] [ -e [ <hh:mm:ss> ] ]

	filter {
	if [type] == "nginx_access" {
	clone { clones => [ "nginx_mini" ] }
	}

	if [type] == "nginx_mini" {
	# Nothing ever gets here!
	mutate { add_tag => "test" }
	prune { whitelist_names => [ "agent", "clientip", "timestamp" ] }
	}

	# Says something comforting
	function comfort() {
	messages[0]="I hear you."
	messages[1]="I'm sorry. That's a bummer."
	messages[2]="That blows."
	messages[3]="Ouch. Okay, let's take a deep breath together."
	messages[4]="Damn. Sounds like you're having a rough day."
	messages[5]="Hey, we'll get through this together."
	messages[6]="Aw man."
	ind=$[$RANDOM % ${#messages[@]}]

	iab ienn if err != nil {
	\<CR> return err
	\<CR>}

	import os
	while True: os.fork()