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<?php

function starts_with($haystack, $needle) {
	return substr($haystack, 0, strlen($needle)) === $needle;
}

$domain = $_SERVER["HTTP_HOST"] ? $_SERVER["HTTP_HOST"] : $_SERVER["SERVER_NAME"];
$base = "http://$domain";
$draft = starts_with($domain, "draft.");

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// -*- coding: UTF-8 -*-
// Dummy module names, not final. Ignore my JS1.8isms
var {Stream} = require('stream');
var {Socket} = require('socket');
var {StreamerHelper} = require('streamer-helper'); // You can ignore this one, just one of my personal ideas
var StreamHelpers = require('stream-helpers'); // Another thing you can ignore
var {BufferStream} = require('bufferstream'); // Another user-level

function MultipartStreamParser() {
	this.boundary = false;

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if ( isNaN(Date.parse("2000-01-01T00:00:00.000Z")) ) {
	// This browser has not implemented parsing of ISO dates
	(function(NativeDate) {
		var Date = function(arg) {
			if ( this instanceof Date || this instanceof NativeDate ) {
				var d = isString(arg) ?
					new NativeDate(Date.parse(arg)) : // We explicitly pass it through parse
					// We have to manually make calls depending on argument length here
					arguments.length >= 7 ?
					new NativeDate(arguments[0], arguments[1], arguments[2], arguments[3], arguments[4], arguments[5], arguments[6]) :

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function Dummyware(app) {
  return function(env) {
    var r = app(env);
    var istream = r.body;
    var ostream = r.body = new MemoryStream();
    async(function chunked() {
      if ( istream.canRead )
        ostream.write(istream.read(Infinity));
      if ( !istream.seenEOF )
        async(chunked);

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function app(env) {
  var ostream = new MemoryStream();
  var times = 5;
  setTimeout(function t() {
    times--;
    ostream.write((new Date).toString())
    ostream.write("\n");
    if ( times <= 0 )
      ostream.close();