Conrad Pankoff deoxxa

I want to process multiple clients concurrently, but within each client I want to process their requests serially.

Say there's client A, client B and server S; below is an example of the communication flow I'm after:

D | A --(Q1)-(Q3)-(Q4)----------------> S
a | A <----------------(R1)-(R3)-(R4)-- S
t | B --(Q2)--------------------------> S
a | B <--------------------------(R2)-- S
   `_____________________________________

	mysql> SHOW CREATE TABLE files\G
	************************* 1. row *************************
	Table: files
	Create Table: CREATE TABLE `files` (
	`id` int(11) NOT NULL AUTO_INCREMENT,
	`name` varchar(255) CHARACTER SET utf8 COLLATE utf8_bin NOT NULL,
	`size` varchar(32) CHARACTER SET ascii COLLATE ascii_bin NOT NULL,
	`hash` char(20) CHARACTER SET utf8 COLLATE utf8_bin NOT NULL,
	`time` int(10) unsigned NOT NULL,
	PRIMARY KEY (`id`),

	<div id="offerblock">
	<div class="offer">
	<div class="offerleft">
	<div class="showoffertitle">
	<a href="<?php echo $json[$value]['url']; ?>"><?php echo $json[$value]['name']; ?></a>
	</div>
	<div class="showofferdescription">
	<?php echo $json[$value]['description']; ?><br />
	<?php if($json[$value]['user_reqs'] !== '') : ?><font color="red">*</font><?php echo $json[$value]['user_reqs']; ?><br /><?php endif; ?>
	<?php if($json[$value]['conv_notes'] !== '') : ?><font color="red">*</font><?php echo $json[$value]['conv_notes']; ?><br /><?php endif; ?>

	<!-- Torrent 9959f5af071ab200f34156303d0d412c521db9cb -->
	<div id="torrent-9959f5af071ab200f34156303d0d412c521db9cb" class="torrent odd category-default">
	<a class="title" href="/web/app_dev.php/indexer/view/9959f5af071ab200f34156303d0d412c521db9cb">[AniDub]_Naruto_Shippuuden_-_203_[1280_720_h264]_[Ancord].mp4</a>
	<span class="comment">Comment: 日本万歳! Михалков, ты ёбаная усатая сука! Гори а Аду! (комент от Weiss-куна)</span>
	<ul class="stats">
	<li>Size: <abbr title="315311313 bytes">315311313</abbr></li>
	<li>Time: <abbr title="2011-03-19 09:18:42">2011-03-19 09:18:42</abbr></li>
	</ul>
	<ul class="links">
	<li><a href="/web/app_dev.php/indexer/view/9959f5af071ab200f34156303d0d412c521db9cb">Details</a></li>

	$rows = array_map(function($row) use ($data, $key_order, $post) {
	return new DataObject(array(
	'Fields' => new DataObjectSet(array_map(function($i) use ($data, $row, $post) {
	return new DataObject(array(
	'Name' => $data->keys[$i],
	'Title' => $post[$data->keys[$i]],
	'Value' => $row[$i],
	));
	}, $key_order)),
	));

	#!/usr/bin/env node

	console.warn();
	console.warn('==============================');
	console.warn(' Buffered Information Gateway');
	console.warn(' Presenter v0.0.1 ');
	console.warn('==============================');
	console.warn();

	/**

	mysql> SELECT * FROM Torrent WHERE hash = '66C3BB0B2CC2A97D6FC39AC2B60469C3B91E72C3'\G
	************************* 1. row *************************
	id: 2203
	title: (成年コミック) [もりたかたかし] なかだしされたい [2009-07-10].zip
	size: 105152320
	hash: 66C3BB0B2CC2A97D6FC39AC2B60469C3B91E72C3
	time: 2009-12-18 08:45:08
	website: http://bigtorrent.dtiblog.com
	comment:
	1 row in set (0.00 sec)

	function hyphenToCamel($text)
	{
	return preg_replace_callback('#-([a-z])#', function($m) { return strtoupper($m[1]); }, $text);
	}

	function camelToHyphen($text)
	{
	return preg_replace_callback('#([A-Z])#', function($m) { return '-'.strtolower($m[1]); }, $text);
	}

	<?php
	$ip = "192.168.1.190"; // Minecraft IP
	$port = "25566"; // Minecraft port
	$fp = fsockopen($ip, $port, $errno, $errstr, 5); // Socket for connecting to server

	if (!$fp) {
	echo "Error";
	} else {
	$out = "\xFE"; // Hex needed for server info

	var server = require("http").createServer(function(srequest, sresponse) {
	require("http").get({host: "host2", port: 80, path: "/xyz"}, function(cresponse) {
	sresponse.writeHead();

	cresponse.on("data", function(chunk) {
	sresponse.write(chunk);
	});

	cresponse.on("end", function() {
	sresponse.end();