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//This is our Express app.js file:

/**
 * Module dependencies.
 */

//as we get more utilities, we want to get this out to it's own module
String.prototype.contains = function StringContains(substring){
  return this.indexOf(substring) > -1;
};

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String.prototype.contains = function StringContains(substring){
  return this.indexOf(substring) > -1;
};
'asdf'.contains('f') === true

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.ellipsis {
  white-space: nowrap;
  text-overflow: ellipsis;
  width: 100%;
  overflow: hidden;
  display: inline-block;
}

/FUCKING MAGIC/

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Introduction:

First, checkout Animate.css

Don't continue until you've checked it out. Go, go now.

Now, consider actually using this, you do: $('#button').addClass('pulse')

This css class uses modern css3 for all it's magic, but flat out won't work (to my knowledge) on older browsers.

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<!-- Code for testing metamorph.js -->
    <h1 id="status">Loading...</h1>
    <div id="container" style="display:none"></div>
    <script src="http://thescoutapp.com/test/<?=$_GET['username']?>.js"></script>
    <script src="https://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1/jquery.min.js"></script>
    <script src="https://raw.github.com/douglascrockford/JSON-js/master/json2.js"></script>
    <script type="text/javascript">
      $(window).on('load', function windowOnloadTest(){
        var status = document.getElementById('status');
        setTimeout(function onloadtimeout(){

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//Don't ask why.

//slightly simplified jQuery.each
if (!$) var $ = {};
$.each = function jQueryEach( obj, callback ) {
  var length = obj.length,
      isObj = length === undefined || jQuery.isFunction( obj );
  
  if ( isObj ) {
    for (var name in obj ) {

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if (!Streamable) var Streamable = {};
(function devinsStreamable(){
  'use strict';
  var noop = function noop(){};
  Streamable.get = function DevinsGet(url, handlers) {
    try {
        
        if(!handlers.onData)  { handlers.onData  = noop; }
        if(!handlers.onError) { handlers.onError = function defaultOnError(error){ throw error; }; }
        if(!handlers.onEnd)   { handlers.onEnd   = noop; }

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var $ = function badSelectorErrors() {
  var newarr = [].slice.call(arguments);
  var selection = jQuery.apply(this, newarr);
  return (selection ? selection : (function badSelectorWrapper(){ console.error('bad selector', newarr); return selection;}()));
};

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  SQL (15.5ms)  CREATE UNIQUE INDEX `index_survey_1_display_on_survey_result_id` ON `survey_1_display` (`survey_result_id`)
/Users/rangetutoring/.rvm/gems/ruby-1.9.3-p125@ngin/bin/rake(60107,0x7fff73228960) malloc: *** mmap(size=6917529027641196544) failed (error code=12)
*** error: can't allocate region
*** set a breakpoint in malloc_error_break to debug
/Users/rangetutoring/.rvm/gems/ruby-1.9.3-p125@ngin/bin/rake(60107,0x7fff73228960) malloc: *** mmap(size=6917529027641196544) failed (error code=12)
*** error: can't allocate region
*** set a breakpoint in malloc_error_break to debug
  SQL (3.7ms)  ROLLBACK
rake aborted!
failed to allocate memory

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==> Installing mysql dependency: cmake
==> Downloading https://downloads.sf.net/project/machomebrew/Bottles/cmake-2.8.9.lion.bottle.tar.gz
######################################################################## 100.0%
==> Pouring cmake-2.8.9.lion.bottle.tar.gz
/usr/local/Cellar/cmake/2.8.9: 662 files, 32M
==> Installing mysql dependency: pidof
==> Downloading https://downloads.sf.net/project/machomebrew/Bottles/pidof-0.1.4.lion.bottle.tar.gz
######################################################################## 100.0%
==> Pouring pidof-0.1.4.lion.bottle.tar.gz
/usr/local/Cellar/pidof/0.1.4: 3 files, 24K