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dimorphic / unicorn-ascii.txt

Created June 1, 2019 14:23

unicorn ASCII

dimorphic / brew-install-go-lang.sh

Created May 6, 2019 05:19

Install Go (lang) on OSX via Homebrew

	## (Install Homebrew if needed)
	## /usr/bin/ruby -e "$(curl -fsSL https://raw.githubusercontent.com/Homebrew/install/master/install)"

	## Add GO paths to .bash_profile / .zsh etc
	export GOPATH="${HOME}/.go"
	export GOROOT="$(brew --prefix golang)/libexec"
	export PATH="$PATH:${GOPATH}/bin:${GOROOT}/bin"

	## Install Go (Homebrew installed)
	brew install go

dimorphic / osx-file-limit.sh

Created October 11, 2018 14:00

OSX increase file limit

	echo kern.maxfiles=65536 \| sudo tee -a /etc/sysctl.conf
	echo kern.maxfilesperproc=65536 \| sudo tee -a /etc/sysctl.conf

	sudo sysctl -w kern.maxfiles=65536
	sudo sysctl -w kern.maxfilesperproc=65536

	ulimit -n 65536 65536

	echo "ulimit -n 65536 65536" >> .bashrc
	source .bashrc

dimorphic / giphy-api.js

Created September 28, 2018 08:30

Giphy.com API fetch

	// https://github.com/dimorphic/bitch.pizza/blob/master/src/js/get-giphy.js

	// Get your key @ https://developers.giphy.com/
	const GIPHY_API_KEY = '<KEY-HERE>'; // random key. Get your own!

	// Giphy API defaults
	const API = {
	baseURL: 'https://api.giphy.com/v1/',
	resource: 'gifs',
	key: GIPHY_API_KEY,

dimorphic / lazy-man-url-parser.js

Created May 9, 2018 08:19

lazy man url parser

	let parser = document.createElement('a');
	parser.href = "http://example.com:3000/pathname/?search=test#hash";
	parser.protocol; // => "http:"
	parser.hostname; // => "example.com"
	parser.port; // => "3000"
	parser.pathname; // => "/pathname/"
	parser.search; // => "?search=test"
	parser.hash; // => "#hash"
	parser.host; // => "example.com:3000"

dimorphic / tsconfig.json

Created December 29, 2017 12:42

ts-config-default.json

	{
	"compilerOptions": {
	"allowSyntheticDefaultImports": true,
	"declaration": false,
	"emitDecoratorMetadata": true,
	"experimentalDecorators": true,
	"lib": [
	"dom",
	"es2015",
	"es2016"

dimorphic / provision-aws-ec2.sh

Last active September 14, 2017 19:22

AWS EC2 provision template bash script

	#!/bin/bash
	function eco {
	echo "====================================="
	echo $1
	echo "====================================="
	}

	# Settings
	export USER_DIR=/home/ec2-user
	export NODE_VERSION=v8.4.0 # Node.js version to install

dimorphic / index.html

Created August 30, 2017 21:21 — forked from stesie/index.html

AWS IoT-based serverless JS-Webapp Pub/Sub demo

	<!doctype html>
	<html>
	<head>
	<meta charset="UTF-8">
	<title>AWS IoT Pub/Sub Demo</title>
	</head>
	<body>
	<h1>AWS IoT Pub/Sub Demo</h1>
	<form>
	<button type="button" id="connect">connect!</button>

dimorphic / once-decorator.ts

Created February 10, 2017 11:12

once decorator

	import {Subscriber} from "rxjs";

	export function Once(milliseconds: number = 0) {
	return function (target, key, descriptor) {
	var originalMethod = descriptor.value;
	descriptor.value = function (...args) {
	var sub = originalMethod.apply(this, args);
	setTimeout(() => {
	if (sub instanceof Subscriber) {
	sub.unsubscribe();

dimorphic / timeout-decorator.ts

Created February 10, 2017 11:11

timeout decorator

	// ref: http://blog.wolksoftware.com/decorators-reflection-javascript-typescript
	// ref: https://medium.com/@NetanelBasal/javascript-make-your-code-cleaner-with-decorators-d34fc72af947#.fe9f2rfb8

	export function timeout( milliseconds: number = 0 ) {

	return function( target, key, descriptor ) {

	var originalMethod = descriptor.value;

	descriptor.value = function (...args) {