Dinesh Vasudevan dinks

Demo Flexbox 1

I freaking love Star Wars, but could not find a web version of the original opening crawl from 1977. So I created this one.

	Object.create = function(o) {
	function F() {};
	F.prototype = o;
	return new F();
	};

	var inheritP = function(child, parent) {
	parentDup = Object.create(parent.prototype);
	parentDup.constructor = child;
	child.prototype = parentDup;

	var module = {
	exports: {}
	};

	// If you require a module, it's basically wrapped in a function
	(function(module, exports) {
	exports = function (n) { return n * 1000 };
	}(module, module.exports))

	console.log(module.exports); // it's still an empty object :(

	# mds is the spotlight index worker
	# you could see what it indexes using this command
	# http://blog.bm5k.com/2012/05/02/dont-index-your-database/
	sudo fs_usage -w -f filesys mdworker \| egrep "open"

	require 'net/http'
	require 'xmlsimple'
	url = "http://www.user-agents.org/allagents.xml"
	xml_data = Net::HTTP.get_response(URI.parse(url)).body
	data = XmlSimple.xml_in(xml_data)
	agents = data['user-agent'].select{\|agent\| type = agent["Type"].first; type.include?("R") \|\| type.include?("S")}
	agent_names = agents.collect {\|agent\| agent["String"].first}

	module I18n
	module Backend
	class SimpleMock < Simple
	def translate(locale, key, options = {})
	key_with_interpolations = key.to_s + "#{options.map(&:to_s).join(",")}"

	case super(:en_dev, key, options)
	when String
	key_with_interpolations
	when Array