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dkordik / pitchforkfestival2012bands.js

Created July 5, 2012 22:59

Pitchfork Festival 2012 bands

	//http://pitchfork.com/festivals/chicago/2012/
	$(".appearance a").map(function () { return $(this).html().split("<")[0].trim() })

dkordik / highlightCompleted.js

Created May 29, 2012 06:04

Ebay completed listings: make unsold items REALLY red and sold items REALLY green. to see what's gettin bought!

	$(".binsold").each(function () {$(this).closest("td").css("backgroundColor","red")});

	$(".bidsold").each(function () {$(this).closest("td").css("backgroundColor","green")});

dkordik / Terminal.sublime-settings

Created May 3, 2012 18:02

Sublime Text 2 Terminal config with mintty/cygwin/bash to open a terminal in the current directory

	{

	"terminal": "C:/cygwin/bin/mintty.exe",

	"parameters": ["/bin/env", "CHERE_INVOKING=1", "/bin/xhere", "/bin/bash", "`%CWD%`"]

	}

dkordik / Terminal.sublime-settings

Created May 2, 2012 15:36

Sublime Text 2 Terminal config with Console2/cygwin/bash to open a terminal in the current directory

	{

	"terminal": "C:/Program Files/Console2/Console.exe",

	// In Console2 "Shell" section, have just "bash" with no args in a profile called "Terminal"
	"parameters": ["-t", "Terminal", "-r", "/bin/xhere /bin/bash.exe", "`%CWD%`"]
	}

dkordik / seizure.js

Created January 19, 2012 22:34

Seizure.js - experiment in doing more UI manipulation in JS than a "stop script?" limit would allow

	//concept from http://www.sitepoint.com/multi-threading-javascript/

	var $visibleElements = $(":visible");

	var random255 = function () {
	return Math.floor(Math.random()*255);
	}
	var randomColor = function () {
	return "rgb(" + random255() + "," + random255() + "," + random255() + ")";
	}

dkordik / regtest-live.js

Created November 29, 2011 17:59

Make this JS regex tester site update as you type (after jQuerifying with FireQuery): http://www.pagecolumn.com/tool/regtest.htm

$jq("textarea").live("keyup",function () { $jq("#button1").click() }

dkordik / object_class.js

Created October 6, 2011 21:13

Ruby's .class for Javascript... kinda

	Object.prototype.class = function () {
	var match = this.constructor.toString().match("function " + /([A-Za-z]+)/.source) \|\| this.constructor.toString().match("return new " + /([A-Za-z]+)/.source);
	return match[1];
	}

dkordik / addCommasToNumber.js

Created September 6, 2011 21:37

Add comma separators to numbers

	function addCommasToNumber(n) {
	return n.toString().split('').reverse().join('').match(/(.{1,3})/g).join(',').split('').reverse().join('');
	}

dkordik / get_awesome_script

Created August 19, 2011 18:42

Outputs a JS function that will automatically click "Awesome" every 45 sec in turntable.fm

	#!/bin/bash

	#put your cookie in here. get it by putting javascript:alert(document.cookie) into the address bar
	#when you're on turntable.fm and hit ctrl+c to copy it.
	cookie='PASTE YOUR COOKIES IN HERE'

	echo "Scraping..."
	wget -4 -O OUTPUT --user-agent='Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.9.2.17) Gecko/20110422 Ubuntu/10.04 (lucid) Firefox/3.6.17' --no-cookies --header "Cookie: $cookie" -r -q http://turntable.fm/zzzapp

	id=`grep -o block\;cursor\:pointer\;\}#.*\{background\:url\(\'https\:\/\/s3\.amazonaws\.com\/static\.turntable\.fm\/roommanager_assets\/props\/vote_btns\.png OUTPUT \| awk -F '#' '{print $2}' \| awk -F '{' '{print $1}'`

dkordik / heyTwitterUmad.js

Created July 7, 2011 19:52

Check to see if Twitter is back up. I use it to let me know when we're no longer rate-limited and I can get back to working on Twitter stuff.

	i = setInterval(function () {
	jQuery.ajax({
	url: 'http://twitter.com/users/show_for_profile.json?screen_name=dkordik',
	complete: function (data) {
	if (JSON.parse(data.responseText)["error"]==undefined) {
	alert("IT'S BACK BABY!"); //brings focus to the twitter tab!
	clearInterval(i);
	location.reload();
	} else {
	console.log("TWITTER? ", JSON.parse(data.responseText)["error"], " " + Date().toString());

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