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HTTP call from the web hosting server:

% ssh jllexchange.com "wget http://jllexchange.com/robots.txt"
--2011-04-22 13:11:18--  http://jllexchange.com/robots.txt
Resolving jllexchange.com... 184.168.136.128
Connecting to jllexchange.com|184.168.136.128|:80... connected.
HTTP request sent, awaiting response... 403 Forbidden
2011-04-22 13:11:18 ERROR 403: Forbidden.

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#!/bin/sh

proxyhost=localhost

read method file http

if [ "$method" != "GET" ]; then
    printf "HTTP/1.0 405 Method Not Allowed\r\n"
    printf "Content-type: text/plain\r\n"
    printf "Connection: close\r\n\r\nMethod Not Allowed\r\n"

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# Did the user hit a page that should be https that should be http?
# Yes: redirect to https:
RewriteCond %{HTTPS} off
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d
RewriteRule ^(wp-admin|wp-login|wp-register|products-page)/.*$ https://wordpress.example.com/$1 [R=301,L]

# Did the user hit a page that should not be https, under https?
# Yes: redirect to http:
RewriteCond %{HTTPS} on

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/* one way: */

for (var i=0,L; L=document.links[i]; ++i) {
  if (L.title.match(/\b(Join\s+Our\s+Mailing\s+List|Shop\s+Online)\b/i)) {
    L.setAttribute('target', '_blank');
  }
}

/* another way, maybe a bit more readable: */

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#!/usr/bin/env php
<?php

function counter ($n) {
    error_log("starting counter at $n");
    return function () use (&$n) {
        return ++$n;
    };
}

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var timethis = function (f, n) {
    var start = new Date();
    for (var i=n; i > 0; --i) f();
    var end = new Date();
    var delta = end.getTime() - start.getTime();
    print(n + ' iterations took ' + delta + 'ms');
};

var switchcase = function (tag) {

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#!/bin/sh

# Tweaked from http://jeetworks.org/node/68 to remove bashisms.
# Drop this in your libexec/git-core/ to use it as "git targz"

if [ -z "$1" ]
then
    echo "Usage: git-targz [rev] path"
    echo
    echo "Creates gzipped-compressed tarball archive of the current or specified branch."

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<a href="javascript:(function(){%28function%28%29{var%20d%3ddocument%3bvar%20t%3dd.body.textContent.replace%28/%26/g%2c%27%26amp%3b%27%29.replace%28/%3c/g%2c%27%26lt%3b%27%29.replace%28/%3e/g%2c%27%26gt%3b%27%29.replace%28/\n/g%2c%27%3cbr/%3e\n%27%29%3bd.open%28%29%3bd.writeln%28%27%3ctt%3e%27%2bt%2b%27%3c/tt%3e%27%29%3bd.close%28%29%3b}%29%28%29%3b})()">text/plain word wrap</a>

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sudo dd if=/dev/sda1 | gzip -c | ssh doak 'cat > /opt/backup/eee/sda1.gz'
sudo dd if=/dev/sda2 | gzip -c | ssh doak 'cat > /opt/backup/eee/sda2.gz'

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sudo port -f -v uninstall inactive