Dylan Egan dylanegan

Tendercrawl

$8 top-shelf cocktails look as delicious as they taste

Thursday 20th October 2011

Medjool is, no question about it, a hotbed of douchitude, from vomiting bartenders to actual video evidence.

Friday, August 26.

The bar tender is also a lady beer nerd.

	➜ vagrant-box vagrant ssh
	/Users/dylanegan/.rvm/gems/ruby-1.8.7-p248/gems/virtualbox-0.7.3/lib/virtualbox/abstract_model/version_matcher.rb:9:in `assert_version_match': Required version: 3.2; Current: (VirtualBox::Exceptions::UnsupportedVersionException)
	from /Users/dylanegan/.rvm/gems/ruby-1.8.7-p248/gems/virtualbox-0.7.3/lib/virtualbox/abstract_model/relatable.rb:189:in `read_relationship'
	from /Users/dylanegan/.rvm/gems/ruby-1.8.7-p248/gems/virtualbox-0.7.3/lib/virtualbox/abstract_model/relatable.rb:146:in `nat_driver'
	from /Users/dylanegan/.rvm/gems/ruby-1.8.7-p248/gems/vagrant-0.4.1/lib/vagrant/ssh.rb:143:in `port'
	from /Users/dylanegan/.rvm/gems/ruby-1.8.7-p248/gems/vagrant-0.4.1/lib/vagrant/ssh.rb:142:in `each'
	from /Users/dylanegan/.rvm/gems/ruby-1.8.7-p248/gems/vagrant-0.4.1/lib/vagrant/ssh.rb:142:in `port'
	from /Users/dylanegan/.rvm/gems/ruby-1.8.7-p248/gems/vagrant-0.4.1/lib/vagrant/ssh.rb:38:in `connect'
	from /Users/dylanegan/.rvm/gems/ruby-1.8.7-p248/gems/vagrant-0.4.1/lib/vagrant/comma

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	this.track = "http://dylanegan.com/etfc.mp3";
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	Mary is the proprietor of a bar in Dublin. She realises that virtually all of her customers are unemployed alcoholics and, as such, can no longer afford to patronise her bar. To solve this problem, she comes up with a new marketing plan that allows her customers to drink now, but pay later. She keeps track of the drinks consumed on a ledger (thereby granting the customers loans).

	Word gets around about Mary's "drink now, pay later" marketing strategy and, as a result, increasing numbers of customers flood into Mary's bar. Soon she has the largest sales volume for any bar in Dublin.

	By providing her customers freedom from immediate payment demands, Mary gets no resistance when, at regular intervals, she substantially increases her prices for wine and beer, the most consumed beverages. Consequently, Mary's gross sales volume increases massively. A young and dynamic vice-president at the local bank recognises that these customer debts constitute valuable future assets and increases Mary's borrowing limit. He

	Day job: I am a Merman at Heroku.
	Your Rails contributions (if any): I used it, I swear.
	What's your Ruby/Rail experience?: I know that the green car in a Nozomi is a really pimping way to travel when going by rail.
	How do you use GitHub?: I drink it. The cider edition is plenty well 'ard.