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mkdir wordpress
cd wordpress
git init
curl -LO https://gist.githubusercontent.com/dzuelke/8ef648676cab07f2a177/raw/composer.json
curl -LO https://gist.githubusercontent.com/dzuelke/8ef648676cab07f2a177/raw/.gitignore
git add composer.json .gitignore
git commit -m "composer plus wordpress prerequisites"
composer require ext-gd:* johnpbloch/wordpress wpackagist-plugin/amazon-web-services wpackagist-plugin/amazon-s3-and-cloudfront wpackagist-plugin/sendgrid-email-delivery-simplified
git add composer.json composer.lock
git commit -m "require ext-gd, wordpress and plugins"

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<p>
<?php

$db = parse_url(getenv("DATABASE_URL"));
$sql = "SELECT repeat('a', 160000)";

$c = pg_connect(sprintf("host='%s' port='%s' dbname='%s' user='%s' password='%s' sslmode='require'", $db["host"], $db["port"], substr($db["path"], 1), $db["user"], $db["pass"]));

$r = openssl_pkey_get_public('a');

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{
	"repositories": [
		{
			"packagist": false
		},
		{
			"type": "package",
			"package": [
				{
					"type": "metapackage",

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dzuelke-ltm1:wat dzuelke$ PHP_INI_SCAN_DIR= php -c /usr/local/etc/php/5.6/conf.d/ext-mongodb.ini $(which composer) require alcaeus/mongo-php-adapter:dev-master
./composer.json has been created
Loading composer repositories with package information
Updating dependencies (including require-dev)
  - Installing mongodb/mongodb (1.0.0)
    Loading from cache

  - Installing alcaeus/mongo-php-adapter (dev-master 4adcbe7)
    Cloning 4adcbe7a75f3c684bc1651ccdb7addefc089066c

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[10-Mar-2016 18:49:34 UTC] [2016-03-10 18:49:34] production.ERROR: exception 'BadMethodCallException' with message 'Method after does not exist.' in bootstrap/cache/compiled.php:6254
Stack trace:
#0 bootstrap/cache/compiled.php(2193): Illuminate\Routing\Router->__call('after', Array)
#1 bootstrap/cache/compiled.php(2193): Illuminate\Routing\Router->after(Object(newrelic\Laravel\AfterFilter))
#2 bootstrap/cache/compiled.php(2193): Illuminate\Foundation\Application->boot()
#3 bootstrap/cache/compiled.php(1641): Illuminate\Foundation\Bootstrap\BootProviders->bootstrap(Object(Illuminate\Foundation\Application))
#4 bootstrap/cache/compiled.php(2374): Illuminate\Foundation\Application->bootstrapWith(Array)
#5 bootstrap/cache/compiled.php(2327): Illuminate\Foundation\Http\Kernel->bootstrap()
#6 bootstrap/cache/compiled.php(2312): Illuminate\Foundation\Http\Kernel->sendRequestThroughRouter(Object(Illuminate\Http\Request))
#7 public/index.php(54): Illuminate\Foundation\Http\Kernel->handle(Object(Illuminate\Http\Reques

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<?php

$re = '{^(\\s*\\{\\s*(?:"(?:[^\\0-\\x09\\x0a-\\x1f\\\\"]+|\\\\["bfnrt/\\\\]|\\\\u[a-fA-F0-9]{4})*"\\s*:\\s*(?:[0-9.]+|null|true|false|"(?:[^\\0-\\x09\\x0a-\\x1f\\\\"]+|\\\\["bfnrt/\\\\]|\\\\u[a-fA-F0-9]{4})*"|\\[(?:[^\\]]*|\\[(?:[^\\]]*|\\[(?:[^\\]]*|\\[(?:[^\\]]*|\\[[^\\]]*\\])*\\])*\\])*\\]|(?:[^{}]*|\\{(?:[^{}]*|\\{(?:[^{}]*|\\{(?:[^{}]*|\\{[^{}]*\\})*\\})*\\})*\\})*)*\\]|\\{(?:[^{}]*|\\{(?:[^{}]*|\\{(?:[^{}]*|\\{(?:[^{}]*|\\{[^{}]*\\})*\\})*\\})*\\})*\\})\\s*,\\s*)*?)("require"\\s*:\\s*)((?:[0-9.]+|null|true|false|"(?:[^\\0-\\x09\\x0a-\\x1f\\\\"]+|\\\\["bfnrt/\\\\]|\\\\u[a-fA-F0-9]{4})*"|\\[(?:[^\\]]*|\\[(?:[^\\]]*|\\[(?:[^\\]]*|\\[(?:[^\\]]*|\\[[^\\]]*\\])*\\])*\\])*\\]|(?:[^{}]*|\\{(?:[^{}]*|\\{(?:[^{}]*|\\{(?:[^{}]*|\\{[^{}]*\\})*\\})*\\})*\\})*)*\\]|\\{(?:[^{}]*|\\{(?:[^{}]*|\\{(?:[^{}]*|\\{(?:[^{}]*|\\{[^{}]*\\})*\\})*\\})*\\})*\\}))(.*)}s';

$str = '{
    "config": {
        "cache-files-ttl": 0,
        "discard-changes": true
    },
    "minimum-stability": "stable",

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Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am dzuelke on github.
• I am dzuelke (https://keybase.io/dzuelke) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is 6EFD ED2E 9DFE 3138 92D2 FFE9 B6E2 901C 11E1 6473

To claim this, I am signing this object:

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#!/bin/bash

topofminute() {
	local now;
	
	while true; do
		now=$(date "+%S")
		now=${now#0} # strip leading zero for arithmetic operations
		
		# run command only if less than ten seconds have passed in the current minute

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function moveHangoutLinks() {
  var calendarId = Calendar.Calendars.get('primary').id;
  var now = new Date();
  var events = Calendar.Events.list(calendarId, {
    timeMin: now.toISOString(),
    singleEvents: true,
    orderBy: 'startTime',
    maxResults: 10
  });
  if (events.items && events.items.length > 0) {

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on run {input, parameters}
	
	tell application "Display Menu"
		toggle mirroring
		select resolution "1440 x 900 Retina" on display "Color LCD"
	end tell
	
	return input
end run