elskwid

@elskwid is at least equally responsible for this ...

Software Colloquialisms

Sex

• maintenance release - masturbation
• continuous integration - daily sex
• release management - weekly sex on the same day each week
• fail fast - premature ejaculation

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STDOUT.sync = true

require "net/ftp"

root  = "tgftp.nws.noaa.gov"
total = 0
run   = true

puts ">> Probing max connections for: #{root}"

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net   = require "net"
sugar = require "sugar"

chatServer = net.createServer()
clientList = []

chatServer.on "connection", (client) ->
  client.name = "#{client.remoteAddress}:#{client.remotePort}"
  client.write "Hi! #{client.name}!\n"
  console.log "#{client.name} joined"

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{
  "cmd": ["open","-a","/Applications/Marked.app","$file"],
  "selector": "text.html.markdown",
  "variants": [
    {
      "cmd": ["open","-a","/Applications/Marked.app","$file"],
      "name": "Open in Marked"
    }
  ]
}

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# encoding: utf-8

class DocumentUploader < CarrierWave::Uploader::Base
  include ::CarrierWave::Backgrounder::Delay
  include CarrierWave::MimeTypes

  # Include RMagick or MiniMagick support:
  include CarrierWave::RMagick
  # include CarrierWave::MiniMagick
  include CarrierWave::UNOConv

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# $: << File.expand_path("../../recipes", __FILE__)
# Don't worry about the load path man, Capistrano's got your back!

module Capistrano
  if const_defined? :Configuration
    Configuration.instance(true).load do
      @load_paths << File.expand_path("../recipes", __FILE__)
      load "log"
    end
  end

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require 'thread'

q = Queue.new
(0..1000).each{ |i| q << i }
puts q.length

Thread.new do
  sleep 1
  puts "FIRST #{q.pop}"
end

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require "active_support/all"

class Event

  STATES = %w(active archived)

  def self.types(&block)
    return to_enum(__callee__) unless block

    types = {

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# Example of prototyping models with a mix of ActiveRecord and Virtus
#
# Useful with large models where some fields are in flux during spiking/dev
# and you don't want or need to run migrations to try ideas out.

class A < ActiveRecord::Base
  # ...

  # belongs_to
  # has_many

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class Configuration
  attr_reader :name

  def initialize(name)
    @name = name
  end
end

class ModuleBuilder