Good morning! Did you know we released several new features today? Yes, oh yes, let us show you what amazing new things we’ve done!
Oh what a good day it is—for a webinar! “A webinar?” you say, puzzled. Why yes, a webinar! We’ll demonstrate our product to you, personally, today! We really want you to love our product as much as we do.
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Happy afternoon, good friend! Martin Luther King Day, you say? You’re at work, we understand. Here’s a coupon on us. Wipe off that puss, upgrade right now. We promise you won’t regret it.