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# you can make a text file of request times (in ms, one number per line) and import it here, or you can use a probability distribution to simulate request times (see below where setting req_durations_in_ms)
# rq = read.table("~/Downloads/request_times.txt", header=FALSE)$V1
# argument notes:
# parallel_router_count is only relevant if router_mode is set to "intelligent"
# choice_of_two, power_of_two, and unicorn_workers_per_dyno are only relevant if router_mode is set to "naive"
# you can only select one of choice_of_two, power_of_two, and unicorn_workers_per_dyno
run_simulation = function(router_mode = "naive",
reqs_per_minute = 9000,
@rf-
rf- / grd
Created February 1, 2013 21:40
#!/usr/bin/env ruby
# grd: micro Guard.
#
# Watch one or more filename patterns and then run the given command every time
# something changes.
#
# Example:
# grd my_model "rspec spec/models/my_model_spec.rb"
@arvearve
arvearve / gist:4158578
Created November 28, 2012 02:01
Mathematics: What do grad students in math do all day?

Mathematics: What do grad students in math do all day?

by Yasha Berchenko-Kogan

A lot of math grad school is reading books and papers and trying to understand what's going on. The difficulty is that reading math is not like reading a mystery thriller, and it's not even like reading a history book or a New York Times article.

The main issue is that, by the time you get to the frontiers of math, the words to describe the concepts don't really exist yet. Communicating these ideas is a bit like trying to explain a vacuum cleaner to someone who has never seen one, except you're only allowed to use words that are four letters long or shorter.

What can you say?

@alexspeller
alexspeller / source_maps.rb
Created September 16, 2012 00:03
Coffeescript Source Maps in Rails
# config/initializers/source_maps.rb
if Rails.env.development?
require 'open3'
module CoffeeScript
class SourceMapError < StandardError; end;
class << self
def map_dir
@carhartl
carhartl / CoffeeScript.coffee
Created September 15, 2012 18:23
Why I am not using CoffeeScript
('foo' in {})
@andkerosine
andkerosine / raskell.rb
Created August 15, 2012 05:56
Haskell-like list comprehensions in Ruby
$stack, $draws = [], {}
def method_missing *args
return if args[0][/^to_/]
$stack << args.map { |a| a or $stack.pop }
$draws[$stack.pop(2)[0][0]] = args[1] if args[0] == :<
end
class Array
def +@
@MohamedAlaa
MohamedAlaa / tmux-cheatsheet.markdown
Last active May 5, 2025 08:14
tmux shortcuts & cheatsheet

tmux shortcuts & cheatsheet

start new:

tmux

start new with session name:

tmux new -s myname
@epitron
epitron / ansi2html.rb
Created January 28, 2012 10:02
Convert ANSI to HTML
require 'epitools'
class State
attr_accessor :fore, :back, :attrs
COLORS = [:black, :red, :green, :yellow, :blue, :magenta, :cyan, :white]
ATTRS = {
0 => :reset,
@burke
burke / 0-readme.md
Created January 27, 2012 13:44 — forked from funny-falcon/cumulative_performance.patch
ruby-1.9.3-p327 cumulative performance patch for rbenv

ruby-1.9.3-p327 cumulative performance patch for rbenv

This installs a patched ruby 1.9.3-p327 with various performance improvements and a backported COW-friendly GC, all courtesy of funny-falcon.

Requirements

You will also need a C Compiler. If you're on Linux, you probably already have one or know how to install one. On OS X, you should install XCode, and brew install autoconf using homebrew.

@b1nary
b1nary / AES_over_IRC.rb
Created January 24, 2012 00:30
AES and some more encryptions over IRC
#!/usr/bin/env ruby
require 'socket'
require 'openssl'
require "base64"
server = "some-irc.tld"
port = "6667"
nick = "Nickname#{rand(5000)}"
channel = "#channel"