samklr

#! /bin/sh

### Must have Gcloud sdk installed and configured

###Create a micro instance as ansible master
gcloud compute --project $PROJECT_NAME instances create "ansible" --zone "us-central1-b" --machine-type "f1-micro" --network "default" --maintenance-policy "MIGRATE" --scopes "https://www.googleapis.com/auth/userinfo.email" "https://www.googleapis.com/auth/compute" "https://www.googleapis.com/auth/devstorage.full_control" --tags "http-server" "https-server" --no-boot-disk-auto-delete

###or a centos like in the tutorial
gcloud compute --project $PROJECT_NAME instances create "ansible-master" --zone "us-central1-b" --machine-type "g1-small" --network "default" --maintenance-policy "MIGRATE" --scopes "https://www.googleapis.com/auth/userinfo.email" "https://www.googleapis.com/auth/compute" "https://www.googleapis.com/auth/devstorage.full_control" --tags "http-server" "https-server" --image "https://www.googleapis.com/compute/v1/projects/centos-cloud/global/images/centos-7-v20140926" --no-boot-disk-auto-de

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