fredrik

don't use poetry, art or music to get into girls' pants. use it to get into their heads.

fredrik

; emacsen UTF-8 glory
(setq locale-coding-system 'utf-8)
(set-terminal-coding-system 'utf-8)
(set-keyboard-coding-system 'utf-8)
(set-selection-coding-system 'utf-8)
(prefer-coding-system 'utf-8)

fredrik

# what's the single state in america whose name does not
# have any letters in common with george w. bush?

states='Alabama
Alaska
Arizona
Arkansas
California
Colorado
Connecticut

fredrik

import time

# decorator that measures execution time of a function.
def timing(func):
    def wrapper(*arg):
        t0 = time.time()
        r = func(*arg)
        elapsed = time.time() - t0
        print '%s => %0.3f ms' % (func.func_name, elapsed*1000.00)
        return r

fredrik

#!/usr/bin/env python
# these here programming codes are licensed under the gnu fearsome dude license.

# writes 500k rows to a table, where each row represents a track in an artist's
# library for a single day. the play count is stored in the cfq 'unit:scrobbles'.


# 1: hbase(main):001:0> create '500k-test', 'unit:'
# 2: $> hbase thrift start
# 3: $> python testdata-500k.py (~500 seconds on my hackintosh)

fredrik

#!/bin/bash -xe
# from http://gist.github.com/249915 by fairchild

if [ -z $1 ]; then
    echo "usage: $0 INSTANCE_ID"
    exit
fi

EBS_DEVICE='/dev/sdh'
INSTANCE_ID=$1

fredrik

# run like so:
# $> ruby normalize.rb --run=local --input data/sizes --output data/normalized_sizes

module Normalize
  class Mapper < Wukong::Streamer::LineStreamer
    def process(line)
      fields = line.strip.split("\t")
      country = fields.reverse!.pop
      data = fields.map(&:to_i)

fredrik

#!/usr/bin/env python
import networkx as nx

# for each node:
# + degree centrality
# + closeness centrality
# + betweenness centrality
# + eigenvector centrality
# + page rank

fredrik

diff --git a/cli/parser.py b/cli/parser.py
index ec1a435..7d7d48d 100644
--- a/cli/parser.py
+++ b/cli/parser.py
@@ -12,7 +12,7 @@ WITHOUT WARRANTIES OR CONDITIONS OF ANY KIND, either express or implied.
 See the License for the specific language governing permissions and
 limitations under the License."""
 
-from graphite.thirdparty.pyparsing import *
+from pyparsing import *

fredrik

#!/usr/bin/python
"""Copyright 2008 Orbitz WorldWide

Licensed under the Apache License, Version 2.0 (the "License");
you may not use this file except in compliance with the License.
You may obtain a copy of the License at

   http://www.apache.org/licenses/LICENSE-2.0

Unless required by applicable law or agreed to in writing, software