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I'm often asked to provide a bio, such as when speaking. I haven't been happy with what I've provided so far so I thought I'd try a few samples and see if I could get some feedback. :)

Bio 1 - the irreverent

Phil Haack is awful at writing speaker bios, hates referring to himself in the third person, but is good at doing what he's told. He works at GitHub bringing social coding, rainbows, and unicorns to .NET and Windows developers. Prior to GitHub, Phil worked at Microsoft shipping software such as ASP.NET MVC, NuGet, and other odds and ends.

Phil was a co-author of the infamous 4-forehead book on ASP.NET MVC and is a regular speaker at conferences around the world, but loves speaking at {{your conference here}} most of all!

For more about Phil, check out his blog at http://haacked.com/ or his Twitter account http://twitter.com/#!/haacked.

Bio 2 - the odd

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    public class EngageIdentity : IIdentity
    {
        private readonly string _name;

        public EngageIdentity(string name)
        {
            _name = name;
        }

        public string Name

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// SinonJS's XHR support is great for unit testing code that makes
// AJAX requests.  But you can also use it to measure AJAX requests
// made from production code if you insert the below code snippet.

// full docs here: http://sinonjs.org/docs/#server

sinon.useFakeXMLHttpRequest();

sinon.FakeXMLHttpRequest.useFilters = true;
sinon.FakeXMLHttpRequest.addFilter(function (method, url, async, username, password) {

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var Q = require("q");

var phantom=require('node-phantom');

function promisify(nodeAsyncFn, context, modifier) {
  return function() {
    var args = args = Array.prototype.slice.call(arguments);
      var defer = Q.defer()

      args.push(function(err, val) {

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var FeedParser = require('feedparser'), request = require('request'), endpoint = require('endpoint');

function runOne(url) {

    console.log("starting " + url);
    
    request(url, function(error, response, body) {
        if (error !== null) {
            console.log("error A " + error);
            console.log("done with " + url);

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var input = "e299a5205765204d616b652054756d6d792048617070792120e299a5"
var output = new Buffer(input.length / 2);

for(var i = 0; i < input.length / 2; i++) {
    output[i] = parseInt(input.slice(i*2, i*2 + 2), 16);
}

console.log(output.toString('utf8'));

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Function.prototype.apply(thisArg[, argsArray])
Function.prototype.call(thisArg[, arg1[, arg2[, ...]]])

Q.nfcall(FS.readFile, "foo.txt", "utf-8");
Q.nfapply(FS.readFile, ["foo.txt", "utf-8"]);
Q.ninvoke(FS, "readFile", "foo.txt", "utf-8");
Q.npost(FS, "readFile", ["foo.txt", "utf-8"]);
Q.nbind(FS.readFile, FS)("foo.txt", "utf-8");

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    function remix(recording, frameSwitches) {

        var keyRanges = [];

        var lastRecordingId = null;
        var lastTimeRange = Number.MIN_VALUE;

        frameSwitches.switches.forEach(function(frameSwitch) {

            if (lastRecordingId !== null) {

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    <<someHypthoticalScriptCS command: inherit from GivenWhenThenFixture override Specify>>
    
    var someDllPath = arrange(() => GetPathOfBinDeployed("SomeTestLibrary.dll"));
    
    expect(() => File.Exists(someDllPath));
    
    given("an AppDomain wrapper for a test DLL", delegate()
    {
        var appDomainWrapper = arrange(() => new AppDomainWrapper(someDllPath));
    

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Experiment code:

    var emitter = new Subject<string>();

    var schedulers = new[]
    {
        new KeyValuePair<string, IScheduler>("EventLoop", new EventLoopScheduler()),
        new KeyValuePair<string, IScheduler>("RxApp.MainThreadScheduler", RxApp.MainThreadScheduler),
        new KeyValuePair<string, IScheduler>("RxApp.TaskpoolScheduler", RxApp.TaskpoolScheduler),
    };