<?php
//* Do NOT include the opening php tag

//* Add JS to allow elements to be faux anchors
add_action( 'wp_footer', 'bg_script_clickable' );
function bg_script_clickable() {

	echo '<script type="text/javascript">jQuery(document).ready(function($){$(".content .entry").click(function(){window.open($("a",this).attr("href"), "_blank");});});</script>';

}