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# If you have a two node cluster and can't reach quorum, set the expected vote to 1
pvecm expected 1

# Then delete
pvecm delnode [node]

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<?php

namespace Tests\Unit;

use Tests\TestCase;

class ExampleTest extends TestCase
{
    public function testGuzzleBatch()
    {

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<?php

DB::listen(
    function ($sql) {
        foreach ($sql->bindings as $i => $binding) {
            if ($binding instanceof \DateTime) {
                $sql->bindings[$i] = $binding->format('\'Y-m-d H:i:s\'');
            } else {
                if (is_string($binding)) {
                    $sql->bindings[$i] = "'$binding'";

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#!/usr/bin/php
<?php
# Install:
# wget https://gist.githubusercontent.com/gjrdiesel/59cdc51b74fa96685b713ed23f4ef6d0/raw/Downloader.php -O /usr/local/bin/dl
# chmod +x /usr/local/bin/dl

if(!isset($argv[1])){
    echo "Downloader: This downloads the full URL and makes a matching file structure\n";
    die("Usage: dl [url]");
}

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// Future versions of Hyper may add additional config options,
// which will not automatically be merged into this file.
// See https://hyper.is#cfg for all currently supported options.

module.exports = {
  config: {
    // choose either `'stable'` for receiving highly polished,
    // or `'canary'` for less polished but more frequent updates
    updateChannel: 'stable',

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<?php

if(!isset($argv[1]) || strlen($argv[1]) < 5){
	echo 'usage php optimize.php "https://gtmetrix.com/reports/***YOUR_URL_HERE***/**YOUR_REPORT_ID_HERE**"';
	die();
}

$full_url = $argv[1];
$domain = strstr(str_replace('https://gtmetrix.com/reports/','',$full_url),'/',true);
$content = file_get_contents($full_url);

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#!/usr/bin/env bash

#
# README
#
# 1) Download this file `wget gisturl/`
# 2) Copy the file to bin `mv ~/Downloads/wp-install.sh /usr/local/bin/wp-install`
# 3) Set proper file permissions `chmod +x /usr/local/bin/wp-install`
# 4) Now you can use the command to start a fresh wordpress install right away
#    `wp-install my-new-test-site`

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function convert(name) {
    if (!ga) return;
    var tracker = ga.getAll()[0];
    tracker.send("event", name);
}
document.addEventListener('wpcf7submit', function (event) {
    convert(event.detail.contactFormId);
});
document.querySelector('a[href^="tel:"]').onclick = function () {
    convert('clicked-call')

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#!/bin/bash

## Usage: wp-create [site-name]

SITENAME=$1

cd ~/git/;
mkdir $SITENAME
cd ~/git/$SITENAME;

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<?php /* Template Name: Portfolio */ ?>

<?php get_header(); ?>

<?php
$thumb_id = get_post_thumbnail_id();
$thumb_url_array = wp_get_attachment_image_src($thumb_id, 'thumbnail-size', true);
$thumb_url = $thumb_url_array[0];

if( have_posts() ){