gotmayonase

class String

  def loch_ness_monster_case
    self.split('::').collect do |section|
      section.gsub(/([^\/])([A-Z])/, '\1_\2').downcase.split(/_/).collect { |part|
        chars = part.split('')
        half  = chars.length/2
        chars[half].upcase!
        chars[half - 1].upcase!
        chars.join('')