Gareth gyaresu

problem: existing JS interpeters take up too much RAM to run on tiny chips

solutions:

Dear NodeSchoolers,

Hi!

I'm { Gareth: https://twitter.com/gyaresu }

I'll be one of the mentors helping out on International NodeBots day and I must say, I'm REALLY EXCITED!

Teaching is the best way to learn, and I love hanging out with people who are brave enough to learn new things. So thanks!

Most VPN Services are Terrible

Short version: I strongly do not recommend using any of these providers. You are, of course, free to use whatever you like. My TL;DR advice: Roll your own and use Algo or Streisand. For messaging & voice, use Signal. For increased anonymity, use Tor for desktop (though recognize that doing so may actually put you at greater risk), and Onion Browser for mobile.

This mini-rant came on the heels of an interesting twitter discussion: https://twitter.com/kennwhite/status/591074055018582016

	function component(fn){
	class C extends React.Component {
	render(){
	return fn(this.props, this.context)
	}
	}
	C.displayName = fn.displayName \|\| fn.name
	C.propTypes = fn.propTypes
	C.contextTypes = fn.contextTypes
	return C

	{
	// http://eslint.org/docs/rules/

	"ecmaFeatures": {
	"arrowFunctions": false, // enable arrow functions
	"binaryLiterals": false, // enable binary literals
	"blockBindings": false, // enable let and const (aka block bindings)
	"classes": false, // enable classes
	"defaultParams": false, // enable default function parameters
	"destructuring": false, // enable destructuring

	var sys = require("sys");
	var exec = require('child_process').exec;
	var five = require('johnny-five');
	var board = new five.Board();

	function puts(err, stdout, stderr) { sys.puts(stdout) };

	board.on('ready', function() {
	console.log("board ready");
	var button = new five.Button(5);

	var five = require('johnny-five')
	var board = new five.Board()

	board.on('ready', function () {
	var servo = new five.Servo(9)

	board.repl.inject({
	servo: servo
	})

	# Ubuntu 14.10
	uname -a
	## Linux box 3.16.0-41-lowlatency #55-Ubuntu SMP PREEMPT Sun Jun 14 18:59:55 UTC 2015 x86_64 x86_64 x86_64 GNU/Linux
	cat /etc/issue
	## Ubuntu 14.10 \n \l

	# Latest Docker development version
	docker -v
	## Docker version 1.7.0-dev, build 6a7a757

	var tr = require('through2')

	function write(buffer, encoding, next) {
	try {
	this.push(buffer.toUpperCase()) //buffer needs .toString()
	} catch (e) {
	this.emit('error', e)
	}
	next()
	}

	{
	"plugins": [
	"react"
	],
	"ecmaFeatures": {
	"jsx": true
	},
	// I want to use babel-eslint for parsing!
	"parser": "babel-eslint",
	"env": {