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• Cats, as defined by how important they were as plot devices (the cat from The Matrix would inherit from ImportantCat, whereas the cat from Boondock Saints would inherit from DeadCat)
• Batman (primarily as a way to describe situations in which a child has no parents)
• Presidents of the United States (Nixon vs Cheney vs Garfield)
• Zombies (Walking Dead vs World War Z vs Zombieland)
• Zombie Presidents of the United States
• Children in television shows, as grouped by whether they actually did cause their parents' separation
• Radioactive attack squirrels bent on global hegemony, beamed down to Earth from the mirror universe USS Enterprise
• George Carlins by decade
• Cocaine
• Metropolises, cities, towns, villages, and Detroits

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require_relative "test_helper"

require "open-uri"
require "net/http"

class EmojiTest < Blog::Test
  def test_no_emoji
    posts.each do |post|
      content = File.read(post)
      refute_match /:[a-zA-Z0-9_]+:/, content,

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diff --git a/_config.yml b/_config.yml
index 8f2dd40..fc83f8e 100644
--- a/_config.yml
+++ b/_config.yml
@@ -1,3 +1,6 @@
+markdown: redcarpet
+redcarpet:
+    extensions: [with_toc_data]

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# Manually download each month's call history from t-mobile.com and toss them in
# a directory. Or do it automatically using computers, who cares.
#
# Install spark: https://github.com/holman/spark

cat * | grep 266-2278 | sort | cut -d, -f5 | spark
# ▂█▁▃▅

echo "fuck comcastttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt"
# ⒻⓊⒸⓀ ⒸⓄⓂⒸⒶⓈⓉ

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# jekyll_media_length / by @holman
#
#   Drop the length of a particular audio file and junk into your Jekyll page.
#   (See https://twitter.com/Una/status/655856628198014976 for more context).
#
# INSTALL:
#
#   brew install taglib
#   gem install taglib-ruby
#

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module Instantiate
  
  def instantiate(created_by, parent = nil, starting_position = nil, starting_page = 0, root_parent = nil, position = 0)
    attrs = {:created_by => created_by, :position => position + 1, 
      :based_on => self, :display_position => nil,
      :root_parent => root_parent, :uncalculated_state => self.state}
    pages_added = 0
    i = if parent.nil?
      Instance.new(attrs)
    else

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#!/bin/bash

# Get the user's global git email
user_email=$(git config --global user.email)
if [ -z "$user_email" ]; then
  echo "Could not find your global git user.email. Please set it with 'git config --global user.email \"[email protected]\"'"
  exit 1
fi

tmpfile=$(mktemp)