Theodore R. Smith hopeseekr

The Inspiration

You know, I want to write a scifi story now about how aliens make #FirstContact with us, despite our aggression and disunity...

They choose to land at an #Ethereum conference in 2023 and say, “We want to welcome you to export consensus algorithm DAOs to the #GalacticFederation!”

The Backdrop

// I Think I Broke The Game

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// Cookie Monster + Frozen Cookies javascript:( function () { Game.LoadMod('https://aktanusa.github.io/CookieMonster/CookieMonster.js'); Game.LoadMod('https://MakingBaconPancakes.github.io/FrozenCookies/frozen_cookies.js'); }() );

// Autobuyer: javascript:function buyCheapestBuilding(){ var buildings = []; Game.ObjectsById.forEach(function(building){ if(building.amount < 200 && building.price < Game.cookies) buildings.push({id: building.id, price: building.price}); }); if(buildings.length > 0) Game.ObjectsById[buildings.sort(function(a, b){return a.price-b.price})[0].id].buy();}var buyCheapestBuildings = setInterval(function() { buyCheapestBuilding(); }, 250);

// Golden Cookie Manifestor javascript:( function () { Game.shimmer.time = 0;new Game.shimmer('golden'); }() );

	<!DOCTYPE html>
	<html lang="en">
	<head>
	<script src="js/our.min.js"></script>
	<!-- Conditionally load the non-minified JS if needed -->
	<script>
	(function() {
	if (typeof SOME_VAR === 'undefined') {
	document.write('<script src="js/our.js"><\/script>');
	}

	#!/bin/bash
	#############################################################
	# Grab the text from an existing file -or- user input... #
	# #
	# Copyright © 2020 Theodore R. Smith #
	# License: Creative Commons Attribution v4.0 International #
	# From: https://github.com/hopeseekr/BashScripts/ #
	# @see https://stackoverflow.com/a/64486155/430062 #
	#############################################################
	function grabDocument()

	# Sorts YouTube duration, descending, in the Videos Tab
	# Add as a bookmarklet
	# See https://mreidsma.github.io/bookmarklets/installing.html (https://archive.is/zTp0O)
	# Demo: ![image](https://user-images.githubusercontent.com/1125541/93770778-49596f00-fbe2-11ea-8095-9feee6ba6753.png)

	javascript:(function(){l=[].map.call(document.querySelectorAll("span.ytd-thumbnail-overlay-time-status-renderer"),function(e){l=e.innerHTML.trim().split(":").map(function(t){return parseInt(t)}).reduce(function(p,c){return p*60+c});return{a:e.parentElement.parentElement.parentElement,l:l}}).sort(function(a,b){return b.l-a.l});i=document.querySelector("#primary #items");l.forEach(function(o){i.appendChild(o.a.parentElement.parentElement.parentElement)})})()

	# Dev aliases
	alias free="free -m"
	alias dup='(docker-compose up -d && docker-compose logs -ft)'
	# I recomment putting this in /etc/cron.daily/
	alias docker-prune='docker rmi $(docker images \| grep "^<none>" \| awk "{print $3}")'

	# Git
	alias gd='git diff'
	alias ga='git add'
	alias gco='git checkout --ours'

	<?php

	$DNA = file($argv[1]);

	$splitDNA = str_split($DNA[1], 3);

	$stopCodons = [
	'TAG',
	'TAA',
	'TGA',

	<!DOCTYPE html>
	<html>
	<head>
	<meta charset="UTF-8" />
	<title>Twitter Archive Browser</title>
	<script src="https://unpkg.com/react@16/umd/react.development.js"></script>
	<script src="https://unpkg.com/react-dom@16/umd/react-dom.development.js"></script>
	<script src="https://unpkg.com/[email protected]/babel.min.js"></script>

	<style>

	phone: {
	get: function() {
	return this.value;
	},
	// setter
	set: function(newValue) {
	if (newValue.length === 1) {
	this.value = "(" + newValue;
	} else if (newValue.length === 4) {
	this.value = newValue + ") ";