There are nine things you never want your coworkers and family to know about you: you're proficient in Access, BI Software, VB6, BizTalk, getting rid of bodies, fixing computers, building Powerpoint decks and setting up projectors or you own a truck.
humantorch
/ things-you-dont-want-people-to-know.md
Created
September 1, 2016 14:03
humantorch
/ keybase.md
Created
August 24, 2016 11:14
I hereby claim:
- I am humantorch on github.
- I am humantorch (https://keybase.io/humantorch) on keybase.
- I have a public key whose fingerprint is 43B9 D799 0D5E A7B8 1098 34A6 6283 4A3D 74EC 604B
To claim this, I am signing this object:
humantorch
/ chrome global styles to make things suck less
Created
May 9, 2016 11:40
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| /* hide EU cookie notifications because seriously SHUT UP ALREADY */ | |
| #cookieChoiceInfo, .cc_banner-wrapper, .privacybanner_notice, .caption-cookie, #cookie_box, ._ovg3g, ._njmhc, #newsNotification, #fp_cookieMessageContainer, .future-cookie-bar { | |
| display: none; | |
| } | |
| /* make twitter.com suck less */ | |
| div[data-component-term="trends"], .promoted-tweet, .promoted-account, .wtf-module, .module.trends, .promoted-trend, #UnauthCallout #ad, .drip-tab-container, .siderail-container.siderail-related-tweets-container, #at-share-dock, #at4-share, #at-cv-lightbox, #paPontonCore, .wrapper .popup, .has-takeover, .future-cookie-bar, .above-header, #top .node-type-article iframe, #taboola-belowarticlethumbnails-mix, .trc_rbox_container, .future-inline-cta, #sihp-lrec.sihp-sidebar-module, li.js-moments-tab { | |
| display: none; | |
| } |
humantorch
/ http_accept_language.php
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February 26, 2021 21:37
Compare supported languages with HTTP_ACCEPT_LANGUAGE in a users' browser.
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| <?php | |
| // Languages we support | |
| $available_languages = array("zh-cn", "ca", "es", "fr", "af","nl", "sp", "en"); | |
| $default_language = "en"; // a default language to fall back to in case there's no match | |
| function prefered_language($available_languages, $http_accept_language) { | |
| global $default_language; | |
| $available_languages = array_flip($available_languages); |
humantorch
/ gist:169650
Created
August 18, 2009 09:47
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| // ==UserScript== | |
| // @name yh fixed nav | |
| // @namespace http://userstyles.org | |
| // @description Sets the YH! navigation as a fixed div. | |
| // @author berge | |
| // @homepage http://userstyles.org/styles/14283 | |
| // @include http://yayhooray.com/* | |
| // @include https://yayhooray.com/* | |
| // @include http://*.yayhooray.com/* | |
| // @include https://*.yayhooray.com/* |
humantorch
/ gist:169647
Created
August 18, 2009 09:43
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| // ==UserScript== | |
| // @name Anti Hotkey | |
| // @namespace http://files.evdawg.com/yay/ | |
| // @description Removes q-b, q-u, etc hotkeys from Yay Hooray | |
| // @include http://*yayhooray.com* | |
| // ==/UserScript== | |
| var allDivs, thisDiv; | |
| allDivs = document.evaluate( |