inertia186 · August 11, 2019 20:55
diff --git a/.description.steem-slap.txt b/.description.steem-slap.txt
 STEEM themed slap script.
diff --git a/.gitignore b/.gitignore
 *.gem
diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
diff --git a/Gemfile b/Gemfile
 source 'https://rubygems.org'

 gemspec
diff --git a/Gemfile.lock b/Gemfile.lock
 PATH
  remote: .
  specs:
    steem-slap (0.0.5)

 GEM
  remote: https://rubygems.org/
  specs:

 PLATFORMS
  ruby

 DEPENDENCIES
  steem-slap!

 BUNDLED WITH
   1.16.5
diff --git a/LICENSE b/LICENSE
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diff --git a/Rakefile b/Rakefile
 require 'bundler/gem_tasks'
 require 'rake/testtask'
 require 'yard'
 require 'steem-slap'

 Encoding.default_external = Encoding::UTF_8
 Encoding.default_internal = Encoding::UTF_8

 Rake::TestTask.new(:test) do |t|
 end

 task default: :test

 task :build do
  exec 'gem build steem-slap.gemspec'
 end

 task :push do
  exec "gem push steem-slap-#{SteemSlap::VERSION}.gem"
 end

 # We're not going to yank on a regular basis, but this is how it's done if you
 # really want a task for that for some reason.

 # task :yank do
 #   exec "gem yank steem-slap -v #{SteemSlap::VERSION}"
 # end
diff --git a/steem-slap.gemspec b/steem-slap.gemspec
 # coding: utf-8
 lib = File.expand_path('..', __FILE__)
 $LOAD_PATH.unshift(lib) unless $LOAD_PATH.include?(lib)
 require 'steem-slap'

 Gem::Specification.new do |s|
  s.name        = 'steem-slap'
  s.version     = SteemSlap::VERSION
  s.platform    = Gem::Platform::RUBY
  s.author      = 'inertia'
  s.email       = '[email protected]'
  s.summary     = 'STEEM Slap'
  s.description = 'STEEM Slap themed slap script.'
  s.homepage    = 'https://gist.github.com/inertia186/c34e6e7b73f7ee9fb5f60f5ed8f30206'
  s.license     = 'CC0-1.0'

  s.files         = ['steem-slap.rb']
  s.require_path  = '.'
 end
diff --git a/steem-slap.rb b/steem-slap.rb
 class SteemSlap
  VERSION = '0.0.6'
  
  @verbs = %w(
    slaps hits pricks slays pummeles kills tortures embiggens shoves spams
    spanks fracks decorates feeds licks inverts smurfs stylizes attacks infects
    disappears krees flags mutes smooths kisses smacks signs encrypts proves
    pumps dumps moons fat-fingers leeeeeeeroy-jaaaankins triggers hardforks
    unvotes pulls cracks scams unverifies reverses picklizes peppers waters
    cronenbergs schwifties wubba-lubba-dub-dubs aggrandizes poisons retaliates
    snipes stuns dodges enrages heals reflects resurrects shields voids colludes
    sporks markets
  )
  @adjectives = [
    'a large', 'an enormous', 'a small', 'a medium sized', 'an extra large',
    'a questionable', 'a suspicious', 'a terrifying', 'a scary',
    'a breath taking', 'a horrifying', 'a glitchy', 'a pixelated',
    'a cromulent', 'a semi-weird', 'a laggy', 'an auspicious',
    'a fracking', 'a manly', 'an undercooked', 'an amazing', 'an upside-down',
    'a smurfy', 'a spiffy', 'an uncaring', 'a deadly', 'a magical', 'a mighty',
    'a steem backed', 'a golos backed', 'a rejected', 'a proof of',
    'a consensus of', 'an experimental', 'a mooning', 'an intermittent',
    'an entire', 'a non-canonical', 'a curly', 'a cryptographically verifiable',
    'a totally legit', 'a covfefe', 'an aggrandized', 'a blasted',
    'an inspired', 'a slow', 'a trampled', 'a weakened', 'a protected',
    'a collusive', 'musty', 'new steemy', 'sporky'
  ]
  @nouns = [
    'brick', 'cooked fish', 'debonair potion', 'picture of Ned Scott',
    '2017 Roadmap', 'FIRE', 'rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle',
    'book entitled Beard Care by dantheman', 'Zistonian Battle Sign',
    'insomnia cookie stolen from Steemit, Inc.', 'wig of stellabelle',
    'carrot on a stick', 'unpowered redstone block', 'cube named Cave Johnson',
    'popcorn container', 'frack', 'set of antlers',
    'horse of a different color', 'smurf', 'marklar', 'badass honey badger',
    'neurotoxin', 'can of beanz', 'jaffa', 'head of Karen McKersie',
    'cask of Golos Backed Vodka', 'wallstreet burger', 'blocktrade\'s wife',
    'malleable transaction', 'proof of work', 'proof of stake',
    'proof of bandwidth', 'proof of RAM', 'proof of cheese',
    'proof of residency', '100% original content by papa-pepper', 'consensus',
    'Dunning–Kruger effect', 'post-resignation post by dantheman', 'satoshi',
    'DASH Masternode', 'DASH Superblock', 'reward pool',
    'pull request closed by sneak', 'SteemSpeak OG', 'moon', 'market cap',
    'slick marketing department', 'weaponized kitchen', 'proof of capacity',
    'discussion that is above nate\'s paygrade', 'pigtail', 'nut',
    'proof of nuts', '71 year old', 'investment opportunity promoted by stan',
    'aggrandizement', 'angel of light', 'frost giant', 'rexxie', 'grumpy dwarf',
    'peaceful giant', 'pirate captain', 'collusion', 'avocado', 'musty cabin',
    'new steem', 'old steem', 'spork', 'tribe', 'splinter' 'proposal'
  ]

  def self.slap ( user )
    "#{@verbs.sample} #{user} with #{@adjectives.sample} #{@nouns.sample}"
  end
  
  def self.combinations
    @verbs.length * @adjectives.length * @nouns.length
  end
 end

 if ARGV.join.length > 0
  STDERR.puts SteemSlap::slap ARGV.join ' '
 else
  STDERR.puts "has #{SteemSlap::combinations} slap combinations, see: https://gist.github.com/inertia186/c34e6e7b73f7ee9fb5f60f5ed8f30206"
 end
	PATH
	remote: .
	specs:
	steem-slap (0.0.5)

	GEM
	remote: https://rubygems.org/
	specs:

	PLATFORMS
	ruby

	DEPENDENCIES
	steem-slap!

	BUNDLED WITH
	1.16.5
	CC0 1.0 Universal (CC0 1.0)
	Public Domain Dedication
	https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/

	This is a human-readable summary of the Legal Code:
	https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/legalcode

	Disclaimer

	The Commons Deed is not a legal instrument. It is simply a handy reference for
	understanding the CC0 Legal Code, a human-readable expression of some of its key
	terms. Think of it as the user-friendly interface to the CC0 Legal Code beneath.
	This Deed itself has no legal value, and its contents do not appear in CC0.
	Creative Commons is not a law firm and does not provide legal services.
	Distributing, displaying, or linking to this Commons Deed does not create an
	attorney-client relationship.

	Creative Commons has not verified the copyright status of any work to which CC0
	has been applied. CC makes no warranties about any work or its copyright status
	in any jurisdiction, and disclaims all liability for all uses of any work.

	No Copyright

	The person who associated a work with this deed has dedicated the work to the
	public domain by waiving all of his or her rights to the work worldwide under
	copyright law, including all related and neighboring rights, to the extent
	allowed by law.

	You can copy, modify, distribute and perform the work, even for commercial
	purposes, all without asking permission. See Other Information below.

	Other Information

	* In no way are the patent or trademark rights of any person affected by CC0,
	nor are the rights that other persons may have in the work or in how the work
	is used, such as publicity or privacy rights.
	* Unless expressly stated otherwise, the person who associated a work with this
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	of the work, to the fullest extent permitted by applicable law.
	* When using or citing the work, you should not imply endorsement by the author
	or the affirmer.
	require 'bundler/gem_tasks'
	require 'rake/testtask'
	require 'yard'
	require 'steem-slap'

	Encoding.default_external = Encoding::UTF_8
	Encoding.default_internal = Encoding::UTF_8

	Rake::TestTask.new(:test) do \|t\|
	end

	task default: :test

	task :build do
	exec 'gem build steem-slap.gemspec'
	end

	task :push do
	exec "gem push steem-slap-#{SteemSlap::VERSION}.gem"
	end

	# We're not going to yank on a regular basis, but this is how it's done if you
	# really want a task for that for some reason.

	# task :yank do
	# exec "gem yank steem-slap -v #{SteemSlap::VERSION}"
	# end
	# coding: utf-8
	lib = File.expand_path('..', __FILE__)
	$LOAD_PATH.unshift(lib) unless $LOAD_PATH.include?(lib)
	require 'steem-slap'

	Gem::Specification.new do \|s\|
	s.name = 'steem-slap'
	s.version = SteemSlap::VERSION
	s.platform = Gem::Platform::RUBY
	s.author = 'inertia'
	s.email = '[email protected]'
	s.summary = 'STEEM Slap'
	s.description = 'STEEM Slap themed slap script.'
	s.homepage = 'https://gist.github.com/inertia186/c34e6e7b73f7ee9fb5f60f5ed8f30206'
	s.license = 'CC0-1.0'

	s.files = ['steem-slap.rb']
	s.require_path = '.'
	end
	class SteemSlap
	VERSION = '0.0.6'

	@verbs = %w(
	slaps hits pricks slays pummeles kills tortures embiggens shoves spams
	spanks fracks decorates feeds licks inverts smurfs stylizes attacks infects
	disappears krees flags mutes smooths kisses smacks signs encrypts proves
	pumps dumps moons fat-fingers leeeeeeeroy-jaaaankins triggers hardforks
	unvotes pulls cracks scams unverifies reverses picklizes peppers waters
	cronenbergs schwifties wubba-lubba-dub-dubs aggrandizes poisons retaliates
	snipes stuns dodges enrages heals reflects resurrects shields voids colludes
	sporks markets
	)
	@adjectives = [
	'a large', 'an enormous', 'a small', 'a medium sized', 'an extra large',
	'a questionable', 'a suspicious', 'a terrifying', 'a scary',
	'a breath taking', 'a horrifying', 'a glitchy', 'a pixelated',
	'a cromulent', 'a semi-weird', 'a laggy', 'an auspicious',
	'a fracking', 'a manly', 'an undercooked', 'an amazing', 'an upside-down',
	'a smurfy', 'a spiffy', 'an uncaring', 'a deadly', 'a magical', 'a mighty',
	'a steem backed', 'a golos backed', 'a rejected', 'a proof of',
	'a consensus of', 'an experimental', 'a mooning', 'an intermittent',
	'an entire', 'a non-canonical', 'a curly', 'a cryptographically verifiable',
	'a totally legit', 'a covfefe', 'an aggrandized', 'a blasted',
	'an inspired', 'a slow', 'a trampled', 'a weakened', 'a protected',
	'a collusive', 'musty', 'new steemy', 'sporky'
	]
	@nouns = [
	'brick', 'cooked fish', 'debonair potion', 'picture of Ned Scott',
	'2017 Roadmap', 'FIRE', 'rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle',
	'book entitled Beard Care by dantheman', 'Zistonian Battle Sign',
	'insomnia cookie stolen from Steemit, Inc.', 'wig of stellabelle',
	'carrot on a stick', 'unpowered redstone block', 'cube named Cave Johnson',
	'popcorn container', 'frack', 'set of antlers',
	'horse of a different color', 'smurf', 'marklar', 'badass honey badger',
	'neurotoxin', 'can of beanz', 'jaffa', 'head of Karen McKersie',
	'cask of Golos Backed Vodka', 'wallstreet burger', 'blocktrade\'s wife',
	'malleable transaction', 'proof of work', 'proof of stake',
	'proof of bandwidth', 'proof of RAM', 'proof of cheese',
	'proof of residency', '100% original content by papa-pepper', 'consensus',
	'Dunning–Kruger effect', 'post-resignation post by dantheman', 'satoshi',
	'DASH Masternode', 'DASH Superblock', 'reward pool',
	'pull request closed by sneak', 'SteemSpeak OG', 'moon', 'market cap',
	'slick marketing department', 'weaponized kitchen', 'proof of capacity',
	'discussion that is above nate\'s paygrade', 'pigtail', 'nut',
	'proof of nuts', '71 year old', 'investment opportunity promoted by stan',
	'aggrandizement', 'angel of light', 'frost giant', 'rexxie', 'grumpy dwarf',
	'peaceful giant', 'pirate captain', 'collusion', 'avocado', 'musty cabin',
	'new steem', 'old steem', 'spork', 'tribe', 'splinter' 'proposal'
	]

	def self.slap ( user )
	"#{@verbs.sample} #{user} with #{@adjectives.sample} #{@nouns.sample}"
	end

	def self.combinations
	@verbs.length * @adjectives.length * @nouns.length
	end
	end

	if ARGV.join.length > 0
	STDERR.puts SteemSlap::slap ARGV.join ' '
	else
	STDERR.puts "has #{SteemSlap::combinations} slap combinations, see: https://gist.github.com/inertia186/c34e6e7b73f7ee9fb5f60f5ed8f30206"
	end