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jacksonwillis / s.rb
Created April 10, 2012 21:33
Sentences as Ruby code
class S; def initialize *w; @s=w; end; def method_missing *w;@s<<w;self;end;def
to_ary;[@s.map{ |e| e=~/[\,\.\:\-\(\)\/\'\"]/?[e]:[" ",e] }.join.strip];end;end
def Object.const_missing(c);S.new c;end; ###### https://gist.github.com/2354740
puts This.is.a.sentence.represented.by.a.Ruby.expression(",").try.it.out! #####
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jacksonwillis / gist:2046015
Created March 15, 2012 18:54
Jarl Expectations
(function hello 1 n
(/puts 'Hello, ' n '!'))
(hello 'Hope')
(hello 'world')
(/require 'yaml')
(set name-of-god 'Athena')
PROMPT="[%B%{$fg[green]%}%n@%m %{$fg[blue]%}%~%b] %# "
RPROMPT="[%B%D / %*%b]"
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jacksonwillis / hello.js
Created February 18, 2012 18:09
VALID_JS
(function ()
{
return (function ()
{
return eval("(function ()\
{\
return (function ()
{\
alert('Hello, world!');\
})();\
And in ruby:
<code ruby>
files = File.read("/tmp/removeold.txt").split("\n").reject { |line| line =~ /^(#.*)?$/ }
files.each do |file|
puts "Deleting #{file}."
File.delete(file) rescue puts $!
end
</code>
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jacksonwillis / colors.rb
Created January 3, 2012 12:09
PRETTY COLORS II
#n=0;loop{n+=1;41.upto(45){|i|print"\e[#{i}m #{" "*(Math.sin(n/20)+1)}"};sleep 0.001}
#n=0;loop{n+=1;41.upto(45){|i|print"\e[#{i}m #{" "if((Math.sin(n/20)+1)<0.2)}"}}
#loop{41.upto(45){|i|print"\e[#{i}m #{" "if rand<0.25}";sleep 0.001}}
loop{41.upto(45){|i|print"\e[#{i}m"+" "*((rand*2)+1)};sleep 0.001}
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jacksonwillis / test_results.txt
Created January 3, 2012 09:41
Ruby Fibonacci speed tests
ruby 1.8.6 (2009-06-08 patchlevel 369) [x86_64-linux]
user system total real
26.120000 0.000000 26.120000 ( 26.138303)
26.190000 0.000000 26.190000 ( 26.240107)
26.420000 0.000000 26.420000 ( 26.505781)
ruby 2.0.0dev (2012-01-03 trunk 34198) [x86_64-linux]
user system total real
6.830000 0.000000 6.830000 ( 6.852544)
6.820000 0.000000 6.820000 ( 6.833333)
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jacksonwillis / omg.tex
Created December 12, 2011 00:50
4chan math
g_0- \int{u\frac{c}{k}} *\gamma^0 \cup \Re / \zeta_L^3 F
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jacksonwillis / Nyan Cat.desktop
Created December 11, 2011 04:41
Wget Hello test
[Desktop Entry]
Encoding=UTF-8
Version=1.0
Type=Application
Exec=telnet miku.acm.uiuc.edu
Terminal=true
Icon=~/.nyan/nyan.gif
Name[en_US]=Nyan Cat
Comment[en_US]=NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN
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jacksonwillis / longsentence.txt
Created December 6, 2011 22:37
Longest English sentence
The integers from 1 to 10000 are: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 100, 101, 102, 103, 104, 105, 106, 107, 108, 109, 110, 111, 112, 113, 114, 115, 116, 117, 118, 119, 120, 121, 122, 123, 124, 125, 126, 127, 128, 129, 130, 131, 132, 133, 134, 135, 136, 137, 138, 139, 140, 141, 142, 143, 144, 145, 146, 147, 148, 149, 150, 151, 152, 153, 154, 155, 156, 157, 158, 159, 160, 161, 162, 163, 164, 165, 166, 167, 168, 169, 170, 171, 172, 173, 174, 175, 176, 177, 178, 179, 180, 181, 182, 183, 184, 185, 186, 187, 188, 189, 190, 191, 192, 193, 194, 195, 196, 197, 198, 199, 200, 201, 202, 203, 204, 205, 206, 207, 208, 209, 210, 211, 212, 213, 214, 215, 216, 217, 218, 219, 220