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jacobk / process_tornado_bm.py

Created December 9, 2010 20:04

Simple script to process raw data from Tornado BM

	#!/usr/bin/env python
	# encoding: utf-8
	#
	# Requires statlib http://code.google.com/p/python-statlib/
	"""
	process_tornado_bm.py

	Created by Jacob Kristhammar on 2010-12-09.
	"""

jacobk / script.js

Created December 14, 2010 22:16

	$(function() {
	$("div.content").live("showoff:show", function(evt) {
	var bg_img = $("img[alt=background]", evt.target);
	if (bg_img.size() > 0) {
	var src = bg_img.attr("src");
	bg_img.hide();

	// Set new background on body
	$("body").css("background", "url(" + src + ") no-repeat center center fixed")
	.css("-webkit-background-size", "cover")

jacobk / menu_scrape.js

Created February 3, 2011 22:10

var hp = "<html xmlns=\x22http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml\x22><head><link href=\x22css/style.css\x22 type=\x22text/css\x22 rel=\x22stylesheet\x22><link href=\x22css/fontstyle.css\x22 type=\x22text/css\x22 rel=\x22stylesheet\x22><title>Meny</title><meta name=\x22robots\x22 content=\x22index,follow\x22><meta name=\x22googlebot\x22 content=\x22index, follow\x22><meta http-equiv=\x22Content-Language\x22 content=\x22SE\x22><meta name=\x22description\x22 content=\x22\x22><meta name=\x22keywords\x22 content=\x22\x22><meta name=\x22distribution\x22 content=\x22Global\x22><meta name=\x22rating\x22 content=\x22general\x22><meta name=\x22copyright\x22 content=\x224D Profile\x22><meta name=\x22author\x22 content=\x22Marks & Bleeds\x22><script src=\x22jscripts/AC_RunActiveContent.js\x22 language=\x22javascript\x22></script><script type=\x22text/javascript\x22 src=\x22jscripts/prototype.js\x22></script><script type=\x22text/javascript\x22 src=\x22jscripts/scriptaculous.js?load=effects,builder\x22></script><script type=\x22tex

jacobk / fredrik-fusk.py

Created August 30, 2011 07:26

	import random as r;_,N=range,1e6;l=_(13)*4
	print sum([r.shuffle(l)or 0in[x-y for x,y in zip(l[1:],l)]for i in _(N)])/N

jacobk / old.coffee

Created October 31, 2011 19:59

Make sure people know who saw it first!

	# Make sure people know who saw it first!
	#
	# TODO
	# * Figure out how to properly check content (hash)
	# - perhaps only usable for images
	# * Make it possible to post link you know is old
	# * List last links
	# * List most posed links
	# * Test if a link has been posted before

jacobk / musikhjalpen.coffee

Created December 12, 2011 17:41

	# Get money donated to musikhjälpen 2011
	#
	# show me the money - returns how much money that has been donated
	#

	module.exports = (robot) ->
	robot.respond /(show me the money\|mh)/i, (msg) ->
	msg.http("http://sverigesradio.se/p3/musikhjalpen/xml/ticker.htm")
	.get() (err, res, body) ->
	if res.statusCode is 200

jacobk / panic.sh

Created March 11, 2012 18:52

Perform an exorcism and rid your systems of foul daemons...

	#!/usr/bin/env bash

	FORCE=false

	while getopts f o; do
	case $o in
	f) FORCE=true;;
	esac
	done

jacobk / flip.coffee

Created April 6, 2012 16:11

	# Flip things!!!
	#
	# flip <something> - Flips something
	# flip <something>, <something else>, ... - Flips all the things
	# FLIP!?\|flip! <something> - Really flips something

	module.exports = (robot) ->
	robot.respond /FLIP( ME)? (.*)/, (msg) ->
	msg.send flip_angry(msg.match[2])

jacobk / youtube.coffee

Created April 10, 2012 12:31

	# Metadata lookup for youtube links
	#
	# <youtube link> - returns info about the link
	#

	module.exports = (robot) ->
	robot.hear youtube.link, (msg) ->
	msg.http(youtube.uri msg.match[1]).get() (err, res, body) ->
	if res.statusCode is 200
	data = JSON.parse(body)

jacobk / bbb list

Created May 8, 2012 19:06

	├ app/config.js
	│
	├ app/em.js
	│ ├─ jquery
	│ ├─ use!underscore
	│ ├─ use!backbone
	│ ├─ use!handlebars
	│ └─ use!plugins/backbone.layoutmanager
	│
	├ app/main.js

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