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Crazy Idea: CommonJS Modules & NPM within MongoDB

The Objective

mongod> npm.install(['lodash'])
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mongod> var _ = require('lodash')

Then use _ in MongoDB MapReduce ;) ;)

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ARCHIVED: How to get NumPy and SciPy working in a virtualenv under Mac OS X

Please don't use this method any more, this is ages old (2014, Python 2.7).

Assuming you use virtualenv for Python library hygiene. Now you want Numpy and Scipy in your project.

NumPy and SciPy can not be easily installed under Mac OS X with a simple

pip install scipy

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$('button[type="submit"]').each(function(index, element) {
    var input = $('<input type="submit">'),
        $elem = $(element);

    input.attr('name', $elem.attr('name') || 'submit');
    input.attr('value', $elem.text());
    input.attr('class', $elem.attr('class'));

    $(element).replaceWith(input);
});

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Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am japsu on github.
• I am japsu (https://keybase.io/japsu) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is AFB7 7174 3BA9 E603 486D AC3E F257 2D74 1F60 2388

To claim this, I am signing this object:

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class tracon::atlassian {
    include nginx

    file {
        "/opt/atlassian":
            ensure => directory,
            owner => 'root',
            group => 'root',
            mode => 0770;
    }

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Feature: A product is sold out
  As a visitor
  I want to order a ticket to Yukicon
  But five hundred others beat me to it
  And now I'm left without.

  Scenario: Sold out products on the ticket phase
    Given there is a product that is sold out
    When I view the tickets phase
    Then the product that is sold out should be marked as such

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# Language: fi
Ominaisuus: Lippujen tilaaminen
  Kävijänä haluan päästä Traconiin, mutta ilkeät järjestäjät sanovat
  että tarvitsen pääsylipun.

  Tausta:
    Oletetaan että järjestelmässä on tuotteita

  Tapaus: Onnistunut tilaus
    Kun surffaan etusivulle

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japsu@hobgoblin:~/Work/scratch$ coffee scrabble.coffee cartel /home/japsu/Work/scratch/scowl-7.1/final/english-words.*
acelrt
: cartel,claret,rectal,tarcel,carlet,lacert,talcer
  t: clatter
    tu: cultrate
    ty: clattery
    tt: tractlet
  y: treacly,craylet
  u: cuartel,curatel,leuctra
    uu:

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x () {
  if [ -f $1 ]
	then
		case $1 in
			(*.tar.bz2) tar xvjf $1 ;;
			(*.tar.gz) tar xvzf $1 ;;
			(*.bz2) bunzip2 $1 ;;
			(*.rar) unrar x $1 ;;
			(*.gz) gunzip $1 ;;
			(*.tar) tar xvf $1 ;;

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