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// Without running this: what gets logged in what order?

var a = {};

Object.defineProperty(a, 'a', { get: function(){
  console.log('get a');
  return function(){ console.log('a'); return a; };
}});

Object.defineProperty(a, 'b', { get: function(){

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# hubot script for desk

module.exports = (robot) ->
  robot.router.post "/hook/desk", (req, res) ->
    body = req.body.data
    lines = body.split "\n"
    data = {}
    lines.forEach (line) ->
      bits = line.split ":"
      data[bits.shift()] = bits.join ":"

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function embedLiveCatTM() {
  var 📄 = document, 💅 = "style", ⬅ = "left", ⬇ = "bottom", 👍 = "translateX(-50%)", 🐳 = window,
      ↕ = "innerHeight", ↔ = "innerWidth", 😺 = 0, 🐈 = 🐳[↔] / 2, 🖖 = 0, 🎺 = 0, 👻 = "px",
      🔢 = Math, ⏲ = setInterval, 💩, 🐱 = 📄.createElement("img");
  🐱.setAttribute("src", "//static.gosquared.com/images/april/nes/cat_02.png");
  🐱[💅].height = 🐳[↕] / 20 * 10 + 👻;
  🐱[💅].position = "fixed";
  🐱[💅].transform = 👍;
  📄.body.appendChild(🐱);
  (function 🖌(){