Jean-Denis Caron jdecaron

Loi d'Atwood:

Toute application qui peut être écrite en JavaScript sera éventuellement écrite en JavaScript – Jeff Atwood

L’objectif de cette conférence:
- Animer, inspirer des idées.
- Ouvrir une discussions.
- Partager une histoire autour de la gestion de l’infrastructure.
JD Caron:
- Homo Technè

	addEventListener('fetch', event => {
	return event.respondWith(
	new Response(event.request.headers.get('CF-Connecting-IP'))
	)
	})

	'use strict';

	let fs = require('fs'),
	http = require('http'),

	HOSTNAME =process.env.HOSTNAME \|\| '0.0.0.0',
	PORT = process.env.PORT \|\| 8080,

	ACK_HTTP_CODE = 200,
	ACK_CONTENT_TYPE = 'text/plain',

	const repos = require('./gitlab.json');
	const { execSync } = require('child_process');

	repos.reduce((previous, repo) => {
	execSync('git clone ' + repo.ssh_url_to_repo);
	}, undefined)

	# One liner to clone all your group projects
	# with a NodeJS interpreter. You need to substitute
	# two things in this one liner: group, token.
	curl -s https://gitlab.com/api/v4/groups/group/projects?private_token=token&search=&per_page=999 > gitlab.json && node -e "const repos = require('./gitlab.json'); const { execSync } = require('child_process'); repos.reduce((previous, repo) => { execSync('git clone ' + repo.ssh_url_to_repo); }, undefined)"

	'use strict';

	/**
	* RSA hash function reference implementation.
	* Uses BigInteger.js https://github.com/peterolson/BigInteger.js
	* Code originally based on https://github.com/kubrickology/Bitcoin-explained/blob/master/RSA.js
	*
	* @namespace
	*/
	var RSA = {};

	# generated by Slic3r 1.3.0-dev on Sat Jan 30 21:21:01 2016
	avoid_crossing_perimeters = 0
	bottom_solid_layers = 3
	bridge_acceleration = 750
	bridge_flow_ratio = 1
	bridge_speed = 40
	brim_width = 0
	complete_objects = 0
	default_acceleration = 2000
	dont_support_bridges = 1

	#! /bin/bash
	IFS=$'\n'
	for a in `find -type f -size 1M -not -path '.svn'`; do
	grep -inH "$1" $a
	done

	#include <stdio.h>
	#include <windows.h>
	#include <winsock2.h>

	int pid = 0;
	STARTUPINFO lpStartupInfo;
	PROCESS_INFORMATION lpProcessInformation;

	BOOL CALLBACK EnumChildWindowsProc(HWND hwnd, LPARAM lparam){
	DWORD p;

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