Jed Schmidt jed

tl;dr: The [UNIQLO USA][] e-commerce team is looking for a design-oriented developer skilled in the arts of modern markup and style, but also comfortable with some PHP and JavaScript.

In this position, you will:

Create end-to-end responsive mockups of UNIQLO landing pages for upcoming product lines.
Work in-house with the visuals team to design experiences and assets that scale well across device sizes.

[UPDATE] WE SOLD 'EM ALL, RAISING $2,625 for SCRIPTED!

It took a few months, but our experiment of upcycling our unused tokens into fundraising keepsakes finally paid off! It accomplished a whole lot of win in one fell swoop:

Creating a physical commemoration of the awesomeness that has been the NYC JavaScript community over the past two years.
Raising $2,625 for [ScriptEd][], a NYC-based organization that does amazing work in the local tech community.
Increasing BrooklynJS ticket availability through reserved ticket bundling.
Letting me work on a creative physical project with my pals @brianloveswords, @kosamari, and @philduffy.
Taking bags and bags of unused tokens out of my tiny Brooklyn walkup closets.

	#!/bin/sh

	aws cloudformation deploy \
	--template-file stack.yaml \
	--stack-name edge-lambda-test \
	--capabilities CAPABILITY_IAM \
	--parameter-overrides Nonce=$RANDOM

	AWSTemplateFormatVersion: '2010-09-09'
	Transform: AWS::Serverless-2016-10-31
	Resources:
	GetFunction:
	Type: AWS::Serverless::Function
	Properties:
	Handler: index.handler
	Runtime: nodejs6.10
	CodeUri: index.js
	Events:

	'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
	Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
	All mimsy were the borogoves,
	And the mome raths outgrabe.
	"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
	The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
	Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
	The frumious Bandersnatch!"
	So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
	And stood awhile in thought.

	'use strict'

	// for context, see https://twitter.com/jedschmidt/status/732244756491816960

	const https = require('https')
	const qs = require('querystring')

	const WEBHOOK_PATH = '/services/YOUR_WEBHOOK_PATH_HERE'
	const EVENTS_BY_CLICKTYPE = {
	SINGLE : {emoji: ':coffee:', type: 'beverages'},

	"use strict"

	function progress(strs, current, total) {
	let str = `${strs[0]}${current}${strs[1]}${total}${strs[2]}`
	let ratio = Math.min(Math.max(current / total, 0), 1)
	let length = Math.floor(ratio * str.length)
	let pattern = new RegExp(`^.{${length}}`)

	return str.replace(pattern, "\x1b[4m$&\x1b[0m")
	}

	import {join} from "path"

	import browserify from "browserify"
	import babelify from "babelify"
	import archiver from "archiver"

	let opts = {
	standalone: "code",
	// these are the API equivalent of --node
	// https://github.com/substack/node-browserify/blob/master/bin/args.js#L67-L78

	import {resolve} from "path"

	let [pathname, args] = process.argv.slice(2)

	if (!pathname) {
	console.log("Usage: npm run test <path-to-script> <event-json>")
	process.exit()
	}

	let path = resolve(process.cwd(), pathname)