jed

Objective-C (to the tune of Under the Sea)

If you're shipping iOS apps,

and dream of the bucks you'll make,

you might think of "going native",

but Xcode's a big headache.

jed

sudo yum update

sudo yum install -y gcc-c++.x86_64
sudo yum install -y openssl-devel.x86_64
sudo yum install -y make.x86_64
sudo yum install -y git

git clone git://github.com/joyent/node.git
cd node

jed

function adler32(string) {
  var length  = string.length
    , modulus = 65521
    , index   = 0
    , a       = 1
    , b       = 0

  while (index < length) {
    a += string.charCodeAt(index++)
    a %= modulus

jed

node_modules
lib.js

jed

layout
======

XX: whole tile
xx: cut tile (20cm)

2cm deep gutter
---------------------------------+
xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx |
[] XX XX XX [] XX XX XX XX [] XX |

jed

function Request(req, res) {
  this.upstream = request
  this.downstream = response
}

Request.prototype = {
  start: function() {
    // kick off the default chain of handlers
  },

jed

回り出す木馬に　おどけたふりして
小さな靴を鳴らして　はしゃぐ君を見てた
何気なく開けてみる　大きな扉は
古ぼけた僕の大事な　おもちゃ箱みたいさ

odoridasu mokuba ni odoketa furishite
chiisana kutsu o narashite hashagu kimi o miteta
nanigenaku aketemiru ookina tobira wa
furuboketa boku no daijina omochabako mitai sa

jed

$ brew install redis
==> Downloading http://redis.googlecode.com/files/redis-2.4.7.tar.gz
File already downloaded in /Users/Jed/Library/Caches/Homebrew
==> make -C src
MAKE hiredis
    CC ae.o
clang: warning: argument unused during compilation: '-rdynamic'
clang: warning: argument unused during compilation: '-ggdb'
/usr/bin/clang -c -Os -w -pipe -march=native -arch x86_64 -g -ggdb  net.c
clang: warning: argument unused during compilation: '-ggdb'

jed

// just a quick brainstorm for my dynamo API: https://github.com/jed/dynamo

// is it worth it to use uglify-js to parse functions into ASTs, to be transformed into dynamo's non-standard query language?

// the good:
// - no need to learn new API, just use javascript to query
// - API ends up resembling well-known .map and .filter style
// - would be entirely optional, compiling into specifiable query objects

// the bad:

jed

upperCase = (str, cb) ->
  do fn = (err, str) ->
    if err
      cb err
    
    else if typeof str is 'function'
      str fn # fn is this function, as of 1.2.1-pre

    else
      str = String str