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jennschiffer / gist:da2879f437d69b0a2549141a44ea9af4

Created October 15, 2021 17:10

"The note" from Jersey Shore in its full form for text analysis

	SAM,

	THE FIRST NIGHT AT BED WHEN YOU LEFT, RON MADE OUT WITH 2 GIRLS AND PUT HIS HEAD INBETWEEN A COCKTAIL WAITRESSES BREASTS. ALSO WAS GRINDING WITH MULTIPLE FAT WOMEN.

	WHEN YOU LEFT CRYING AT KLUTCH, RON WAS HODING HANDS AND DANCING WITH A FEMALE AND TOOK DONW HER NUMBER.

	MULTIPLE PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE KNOW, THEREFORE YOU SHOULD KNOW THE TRUTH.

jennschiffer / keybase.md

Created April 11, 2018 16:09

I hereby claim:

I am jennschiffer on github.
I am jenn (https://keybase.io/jenn) on keybase.
I have a public key whose fingerprint is F1A3 1BC8 4CEA AB9F 11C6 1D73 C85F BD78 B202 15FE

To claim this, I am signing this object:

jennschiffer / index.html

Created March 24, 2017 17:54

Who Visualized the Bomp Pt 5.

	<div id="room">
	<div id="decor">
	<div id="front-wall" class="wall"> </div>
	<div id="back-wall" class="wall">
	<div id="knob"> </div>
	<div id="screen">
	<div id="ladder">
	<div class="rail left"> </div>
	<div class="rail right"> </div>
	<div class="rung one"> </div>

jennschiffer / lol.tf

Last active May 3, 2016 19:59

terraform interpolation or nah

	variable "jenn_domains" {
	default = "jenn-test.biz,jenn-test.gov,jenn-test.ws"
	}

	variable "jenn_subdomains" {
	default = "cool,sure,whatever"
	}


	# ROUTE53 CONFIGURATION

jennschiffer / gist:eabef59d61768bce438a

Created October 23, 2015 19:22

	/*
	Plugin Name: Clinic Efficiency
	Description: Must-Use customizations for the Clinic Efficiency web application
	Author: Bocoup
	Version: 1.0
	Author URI: http://bocoup.com
	*/

jennschiffer / Quick save as PXON.jstalk

Last active October 17, 2015 14:50 — forked from bwinton/Quick save as PXON.jstalk

An Acorn Plugin to save files as PXON, (forked & updated for PXON v. 0.0.2

	/*
	How to install this plugin:
	1) Choose Acorn's Help ▸ Open Acorn's App Support Folder menu item.
	2) Place this script in the Plug-Ins folder (and make sure it ends with .jstalk)
	3) Restart Acorn. The plugin will now show up in the Filter menu.

	ACScriptMenuTitle=Convert to PXON
	ACShortcutKey=p
	ACShortcutMaskKey=command control
	ACIsActionKey=true

jennschiffer / jquery.best-carousel.js

Created October 13, 2015 16:06

the best image carousel plugin, requires jquery

	(function(){
	console.log('You do not need an image carousel.');
	}());

jennschiffer / help.php

Last active October 2, 2015 22:48

🙏 abstractions of wordpress abstractions 🙏

	<?php
	/**
	* getPageByPath
	*
	* gets the page by path
	*/

	function getPageByPath( $page_slug ) {

	// get the page by path

jennschiffer / github_annoyance.js

Last active October 2, 2015 16:16

put this in your damn console to hide annoying files in your github pr diff

	// replace "wp-content/plugins" in the annoyance variable unless that is your annoyance like it is mine
	$('.user-select-contain').each(function(){var annoyance="wp-content/plugins";var title=$(this).attr('title');if(title&&title.indexOf(annoyance)!=-1){$(this).closest('.file').hide();}});

jennschiffer / like-pixel-art.md

Last active August 27, 2015 21:02

disciplines/crafts that are like or use pixel art

santa claus jennschiffer