jesselang

__package_detect_distribution() {
    if [ -f /etc/alpine-release ]; then
        return 1
    elif [ -f /etc/debian_version ]; then
        return 2
    else
        return -1
    fi
}

jesselang

<ul><placeholder /><li>Header</li><li>Basic <a>[[double square bracket]]</a> link</li><li>Basic <a>[external](https://google.com)</a> link with a <a>#tag</a></li><li>Here's some <i>emphasis</i> and <i>emphasis</i> and <b>bold <i>emphasis</i></b></li></ul>

jesselang

# Explicit export
eval $(
  aws sts assume-role --role-arn ... --role-session-name ... \
  | jq --raw-output '"AWS_ACCESS_KEY_ID=\(.Credentials.AccessKeyId) AWS_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY=\(.Credentials.SecretAccessKey) AWS_SESSION_TOKEN=\(.Credentials.SessionToken)"'
)
export AWS_ACCESS_KEY_ID AWS_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY AWS_SESSION_TOKEN

# Implicit export
eval export $(
  aws sts assume-role --role-arn ... --role-session-name ... \

jesselang

package main

import (
	"machine"
	"time"
)

const pattern = "... ––– ..."
const interval = time.Second / 3

jesselang

ldap_search() {
    local command=(
        ldapsearch -b "${LDAP_BASE_SEARCH}"
            -H "${LDAP_SERVER_URI}"
            -D "${LDAP_DOMAIN}\\${LDAP_USER:-$USER}"
            ${LDAP_PASSWORD+"-w"}
            "${LDAP_PASSWORD:-"-W"}"
            "$@"
    )

jesselang

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am jesselang on github.
• I am jesselang (https://keybase.io/jesselang) on keybase.
• I have a public key ASCXafSYUUuqog_KjVKt0_Oqv9DQluqsfuLKwT6nV171zQo

To claim this, I am signing this object:

jesselang

DevOps - Fast, Furious, Secure

We don't make the money, we save the money for the company.

Traditional approach to security like the TSA, Gate-based waterfall methodology

Embedding security earlier - "move it to the left" Doesn't work with iterative process.

jesselang

IT Crowd - Hello IT Have you tried turning it off and on again.
https://i.giphy.com/F7yLXA5fJ5sLC.gif

Sandlot - You're killing me Smalls
http://i.giphy.com/PtQrzJUJ7Q9d6.gif

Hurcules - Disappointed!
http://i.giphy.com/L02M3FJhkF19S.gif

jesselang

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

(╯︵╰,)

jesselang

#!/bin/bash

if [ $# -ne 1 ]
then
  echo "Performs a number of encodings on the first argument string"
  echo "Usage: `basename $0` {string}"
  exit 1
fi

printf "n# String Scrambles:n"