jessitron

#!/bin/bash
# Script to add cf.is_htp_dataset calculated field to all datasets in the environment.
# Sets to true for HTP datasets: beekeeper, opamp-supervisor, primary-collector
# Sets to false for all other datasets.
#
# The API key is scoped to a specific environment, so no environment parameter needed.
#
# Required API key permissions:
# - "Manage Queries and Columns" (to create derived columns/calculated fields)
# - "Create Datasets" (to read/list datasets)

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{
  "body": "lalala, look at me",
  "severity": "warn",
  "user.id": "jessitron",
  "url.path": "/silly",
  "key": "G",
  "library.name": "hny-tricks",
  "library.version": "0.0.11",
}

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{
  "body": "lalala, look at me",
  "level": "warn",
  "user.id": "jessitron",
  "url.path": "/silly",
  "library.name": "hny-tricks",
  "library.version": "0.0.7",
}

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{
  "trace.trace_id": "TRACE_ID",
  "trace.span_id": "SPAN_ID",
  "name": "hello there",
  "library.name": "hny-tricks",
  "duration_ms": 43,
  "library.version": "0.0.6",
}

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#!/bin/bash

# create a derived column called 'dc.dataset' in each dataset, containing the name of the dataset.
# Then, query in Honeycomb: all datasets, count, group by dc.dataset
# and find out where they are!

# set -x

# Check if HONEYCOMB_API_KEY is set
if [ -z "$HONEYCOMB_API_KEY" ]; then

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#!/bin/sh

# do something with a version number, and then increment the version number in this script.
# Is this a good idea? No claims made.

set -e # exit on fail
set -x # print what you're doing

me=$0 # name of this script

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exporters:
  otlp:
    endpoint: api.honeycomb.io:443
    headers:
      x-honeycomb-team: ${HONEYCOMB_API_KEY}
  otlp/logging:
    endpoint: api.honeycomb.io:443
    headers:
      x-honeycomb-dataset: all-the-logs
      x-honeycomb-team: ${HONEYCOMB_API_KEY}

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/* I read the docs on getting started with Jest and TypeScript, and fuck it, I just want to run some code */

import { context, Context, propagation, Baggage, BaggageEntry } from "@opentelemetry/api";

// I don't feel like getting TypeScript to realize it has the Node assert method in scope
function assert(test: boolean) {
  if (!test) {
    throw new Error();
  }
}

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{
  "resourceSpans": [
    {
      "resource": {
        "attributes": [
          {
            "key": "service.name",
            "value": {
              "stringValue": "otel-test-pod"
            }

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# This bucket is for putting ALB logs into
# If the bucket already exists, add it to your state like this:
#   terraform import aws_s3_bucket.alb_log_bucket otel-demo-alb-access-logs
resource "aws_s3_bucket" "alb_log_bucket" {
  bucket = "otel-demo-alb-access-logs"

  tags = {
    Notes = "debug 502s from the collector endpoint"
  }
}