isaacs

echo 'export PATH=$HOME/local/bin:$PATH' >> ~/.bashrc
. ~/.bashrc
mkdir ~/local
mkdir ~/node-latest-install
cd ~/node-latest-install
curl http://nodejs.org/dist/node-latest.tar.gz | tar xz --strip-components=1
./configure --prefix=~/local
make install # ok, fine, this step probably takes more than 30 seconds...
curl https://www.npmjs.org/install.sh | sh

TooTallNate

// Target API:
//
//  var s = require('net').createStream(25, 'smtp.example.com');
//  s.on('connect', function() {
//   require('starttls')(s, options, function() {
//      if (!s.authorized) {
//        s.destroy();
//        return;
//      }
//

creationix

define.defs = {};
define.modules = {};
function define(name, fn) {
  define.defs[name] = fn;
}
function require(name) {
  if (define.modules.hasOwnProperty(name)) return define.modules[name];
  if (define.defs.hasOwnProperty(name)) {
    var fn = define.defs[name];
    define.defs[name] = function () { throw new Error("Circular Dependency"); };

jed

            DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
                    Version 2, December 2004

 Copyright (C) 2011 Jed Schmidt <http://jed.is>

 Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
 copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
 as the name is changed.

            DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE

andrei-m

/*
Copyright (c) 2011 Andrei Mackenzie

Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:

The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in all copies or substantial portions of the Software.

THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE 

deepsweet

Copyright (c) 2011 Kir Belevich, http://soulshine.in
 
Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining
a copy of this software and associated documentation files (the
"Software"), to deal in the Software without restriction, including
without limitation the rights to use, copy, modify, merge, publish,
distribute, sublicense, and/or sell copies of the Software, and to
permit persons to whom the Software is furnished to do so, subject to
the following conditions:
 

creationix

module.exports = TwoStep;

var slice = Array.prototype.slice;

function Group(callback) {
  this.args = [null];
  this.left = 0;
  this.callback = callback;
  this.isDone = false;
}

JeffreyWay

alias server='open http://localhost:8000 && python -m SimpleHTTPServer'

aemkei

            DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
                    Version 2, December 2004

 Copyright (C) 2011 YOUR_NAME_HERE <YOUR_URL_HERE>

 Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
 copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
 as the name is changed.

            DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE

bga

var match = []

var _finalizeExpr = function(match) {
  var vs = match[0]
  var _iter = match[1]
  var _done = match[2]
  
  var i = 0
  var _iterWrappper = function() {
    if(i === vs.length) {