Jeremy Mikola jmikola

I hereby claim:

I am jmikola on github.
I am jmikola (https://keybase.io/jmikola) on keybase.
I have a public key whose fingerprint is 9BDD 799A F089 CA7C 85F4 C2D9 31AC A407 0A84 538D

To claim this, I am signing this object:

	Script started on Sat 18 Apr 2015 01:41:51 PM CDT
	$ telnet jmikola.net 8888
	Trying 97.107.131.54...
	Connected to jmikola.net.
	Escape character is '^]'.
	Hello.
	24.173.35.158: Hi!
	24.173.35.158: GET / HTTP/1.1
	Host: jmikola.net:8888
	Connection: keep-alive

	<?php

	namespace MongoDB\Tests;

	use RecursiveDirectoryIterator;
	use RecursiveIteratorIterator;
	use ReflectionClass;
	use ReflectionMethod;
	use RegexIterator;

	[11:25] <jmikola> can you explain http://jort.technology/ to me?
	[11:25] <jmikola> i read the page very carefully but i still couldn't figure out what it does
	[11:25] <jmikola> again, barely in the tech field at this point
	[11:26] <jmikola> i assume it makes the user sort things via some prompts?
	[11:26] <jmikola> in which case it's super slow
	[11:27] <dcousineau> jmikola: there is nothing to understand
	[11:27] <jmikola> oh wait
	[11:27] <jmikola> i just ran it in the mongo shell
	[11:27] <jmikola> wtf
	[11:27] <jmikola> this is pointless

	<?php

	$iterations = isset($argv[1]) ? (int) $argv[1] : 100000000;
	$randmax = mt_getrandmax();
	$hits = 0;

	for ($i = 0; $i < $iterations; ++$i) {
	$x = mt_rand() / $randmax;
	$y = mt_rand() / $randmax;
	if (sqrt($x * $x + $y * $y) <= 1.0) {

	<?php

	class ExponentialBackoff
	{
	private $invoked = 0;
	private $slotTimeUsec;

	public function __construct($slotTimeUsec)
	{
	$this->slotTimeUsec = (int) $slotTimeUsec;