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J = $$('.uiTextareaAutogrow')[0];
J.focus();
 
for (e = $$('.fbChatOrderedList ._55lr'),
    a = ['faz', 'beija', 'olha', 'lambe', 'xinga', 'acerta', 'empurra', 'chuta'],
    b = ['murcha', 'treme', 'brilha', 'vira purpurina', 'chora', 'desiste'],
    f = function (r) {
        r.push(F = r.shift());
        return F;
    },

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(function Programmer(I){ return (I && typeof I !== 'Lazy' && typeof I === 'Earlyer') ? 'Rich' : eval(['arguments', 'callee', 'name'].join('.'));})(this);
/*
As you can see at http://twitter.com/typeof_

http://www.jshint.com/ shows Three warnings:
1	Invalid typeof value 'Lazy'
1	Invalid typeof value 'Earlyer'
1	eval can be harmful.
*/

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([[ $BASH != "" ]] && echo -e "\"\e[1;5C\": forward-word\n\"\e[1;5D\": backward-word">>~/.inputrc)||([[ $ZSH_NAME != "" ]] && echo "bindkey -e\nbindkey \"\\\e[1;5C\" forward-word\nbindkey \"\\\e[1;5D\" backward-word">>~/.zshrc)

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#!/bin/bash
#
# based on https://twitter.com/typeof_/status/438001208729403392

git config --global alias.lg "log --color --graph --pretty=format:'%Cred%h%Creset%C(yellow)%d%Creset %s %Cgreen%cr %Cblue%an%Creset'"

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/* Foca no código


        .---.
       /o   o\
    __(=  "  =)__
     //\'-=-'/\\
        )   (_
       /      `"=-._
      /       \     ``"=.

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<?php

require_once __DIR__.'/../../system/azure/autoload.php';

use WindowsAzure\Common\ServicesBuilder;
use WindowsAzure\Blob\Models\CreateContainerOptions;
use WindowsAzure\Blob\Models\PublicAccessType;
use WindowsAzure\Common\ServiceException;

$config = array(

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<?php
function csv2array($filename, array $options = array(
    'delimiter' => ',',
    'enclosure' => '"',
    'escape'    => "\\",
), $return = array())
{
    if (file_exists($filename)) {
        $csv = fopen($filename, 'r');

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a=1;b=0;while [ $a -gt $b ];do s=0;for p in * ;do c=`ls $p|wc -l`; echo "$p $c jsons";s=`expr $s + $c`;done;echo -e "Total $s em `date +'%Y%m%d %H%M'`\nDiferença do anterior: `expr $s - $a`";b=$a;a=$s;sleep 60;done

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function isBissextile(n) { return n % 4 === 0 && (n % 400 === 0 || n % 100 !== 0) ? true : false; }

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function daysInMonth(month, year) { return new Date(year, month, 0).getDate(); }