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joepie91 / gist:3033934

Created July 2, 2012 15:56 — forked from anonymous/gist:3033819

	//this function adds 3 to the number passed in
	function addThree(x) {
	return x + 3;
	}

	//this function takes a function and returns
	//a function that runs the function it was passed,
	//and then runs that function _again_ on the return
	//value of the first call to the function.
	//make sense? look at it until it does.

joepie91 / gist:3034779

Created July 2, 2012 18:32

	function addThree(x)
	{
	return x + 3;
	}

	// Method one.
	original = 4;
	y = addThree(original); // 4 + 3 = 7
	z = addThree(y); // 7 + 3 = 10

joepie91 / gist:3118866

Created July 15, 2012 22:05

Testing variable assignments within if statements in PHP

	<?php

	function return_false()
	{
	return false;
	}

	function return_true()
	{
	return true;

joepie91 / gist:5437565

Created April 22, 2013 18:59

	<?php

	if (!defined("WHMCS"))
	die("This file cannot be accessed directly");

	/*
	************************************************

	* FraudRecord Addon Module FOR WHMCS 5.x *
	*** Module Version 0.6.1

joepie91 / ip-binding-monkeypatch.py

Last active December 19, 2015 04:19

READ ALL OF THIS, IT'S IMPORTANT: This is how you monkeypatch support for binding to a specific IP into Python Requests. You use the new bound_ip keyword argument when creating a new session, to assign a certain IP to that Requests session. All subsequent HTTP requests made from that session via the standard methods, will be bound to that IP. No…

	# I needed this for my nzbspider project (https://github.com/joepie91/nzbspider). Decided to throw up a stand-alone version.

	import requests, socket

	# Very nasty monkeypatching ahead!
	socket.real_create_connection = socket.create_connection

	class ModifiedSession(requests.Session):
	def __init__(self, args, *kwargs):
	try:

joepie91 / bot.py

Created December 8, 2013 14:06

Basic IRC bot

	#!/usr/bin/env python2

	import socket, yaml, random, time
	import cPickle as pickle

	ctx = zmq.Context()

	with open("config.yaml", "r") as cfile:
	config = yaml.safe_load(cfile)

joepie91 / let-sink.py

Created December 17, 2013 04:42

All sunk threads on LowEndTalk

	import requests, time

	sess = requests.Session()
	sess.headers.update({"User-Agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/31.0.1650.63 Safari/537.36"})

	base_uri = "http://lowendtalk.com"

	# First page
	json = sess.get("%s/discussions.json" % base_uri).json()

joepie91 / let-sink-offers.py

Created December 17, 2013 06:37

Sunken-ness of threads in the Offers category on LowEndTalk...

	import requests, time

	sess = requests.Session()
	sess.headers.update({"User-Agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (X11; Linux x86_64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/29.0.1650.63 Safari/537.36"})

	base_uri = "http://lowendtalk.com"

	# First page
	json = sess.get("%s/categories/offers.json" % base_uri).json()

joepie91 / usage.py

Created January 24, 2014 13:15

ZeroMQ Timer (for poller loop)

	#!/usr/bin/env python2

	import zmq, zmqtimer, sys, socket

	ctx = zmq.Context()
	poller = zmq.Poller()

	def sample():
	print "I am a sample function that runs every five and a half seconds!"

joepie91 / converted.md

Last active August 29, 2015 13:55

---
layout: post
title: "How to write proper PHP"
permalink: 2013/12/17/how-to-write-proper-php
postday: 2013/12/17
posttime: 05_57
tags: untagged
---

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