johnholdun

Array.prototype.slice.call(document.querySelectorAll("img[class*='avatar'], img[class*='profile']"), 0).forEach(function(e,i,a){ e.src = ("http://avatarpro.biz/avatar/" + encodeURIComponent(e.src.replace(/\//g, "-"))) })

johnholdun

# from your working directory, just run `rackup /path/to/simple_server.ru`

require 'tilt'
require 'sass'

run lambda{ |env|
  path = ENV['PWD'] + env['REQUEST_PATH']
  path += 'index' if path =~ %r[/$]
  path.gsub! /\?(.+)$/, ''
  params = $1

johnholdun

<!--
     a styled php version you can throw up on your apache
     because i'm some kind of machinist
-->
<style>
  /* oooh */
  html, body, ul, li { font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px; }
  body { width: 400px; margin: 20px auto; background: #333; }
  ul { list-style: none; }
  li { margin-bottom: 10px; color: #AAA; overflow: hidden; height: 20px; white-space: nowrap; text-overflow: ellipsis; }

johnholdun

// that is, navigate to the direct URL for an image hosted on the world wide web, then >>>INVOKE<<<
// i wanted the bookmarklet to redirect to the new direct image URL but that was out of scope!
javascript:void(window.location="http://api.imgur.com/2/upload.json?url="+encodeURIComponent(window.location.href));

johnholdun

# That apartment is nice but it's outside your "40 x rent" limit.
# How much more are you gonna have to pay?
# NOTE: I Am Not A Broker, I'm only *pretty* sure this is how it works,
# calculate at your own risk.

def security(rent, salary)
  normal_security = rent * 2
  
  base_rent = salary / 40.0
  

johnholdun

# title_is_summary - does this RSS item REALLY have a title?
# see: tumblr photo posts
#
# title = (title of some RSS item)
# description = (description of the same item)

clean_title = title.strip.gsub(/\s+/, ' ').sub(/\.\.\.$/, '')
clean_description = description.gsub(/(<|&lt;).+?(>|&gt;)/, '').strip.gsub(/\s+/, ' ')
title_is_summary = clean_title == clean_description[0 .. clean_title.size - 1]

johnholdun

# tl;dr
# grabs some tumblr posts from google and returns their word lengths!
# for nostrich!

require 'rubygems'
require 'open-uri'
require 'nokogiri'
require 'json'

lengths = []

johnholdun

/* * *

  A simple bit of code that automatically prepends an AudioPlayer instance
  (http://wpaudioplayer.com) before the paragraph of any link to an MP3.
  
  Depends on jQuery and AudioPlayer.

 * * */

$(function() {