Kadmil kadmil

TL;DR: If you want to see me perform a spoken word poem about JavaScript in front of 1000 people (and on video), please ⭐ star this gist. If you're on mobile, you'll need to request desktop site.

JavaScript Slam Poetry

This is a proposal for lightning talk at Reactive Conf. Please 🌟 this gist to push the proposal!

Memory Leak Testing in 2017

Hi, I am Andy, creator of leakage - the node-powered memory leak testing library.

Instead of manual debugging it provides a structured approach to fix or even prevent memory leaks.

This proposal is not longer active. Context: https://twitter.com/siddharthkp/status/909818777314902016

Polyrhythmic animations

Everything is Rhythm.

Air pulsating 440 times per second is note A 🎵
Electromagnetic field oscilating 440 trillion times per second is color red 🔴
Kick-drum beating 120 times per minute is your friend from Berlin listening to their favorite techno 🔊

We also know for a fact that Javascript is Everything.

	// paste this to chrome console on anybody's twitter page
	// and it'll turn into an instant presentation :)

	(function TweetPresent() {
	const presenter = $(`<div id="tpd" style=" position: fixed; top: 0; left: 0; height: 100vh; width: 100vw; padding: 10vh 10vw; box-sizing: border-box; background-color: white; font-size: 5vw; text-align: center; z-index: 9999; display: flex; align-items: center; justify-content: center;"></div>`);
	const tweets = $$(`div.tweet p.js-tweet-text`)
	.map(el => el.innerHTML)
	.map(t => ({t, s: Math.random()}))
	.sort((a, b) => a.s > b.s ? -1 : 1)
	.map(c => c.t);