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{
  "Version": "2012-10-17",
  "Statement": [
    {
      "Effect": "Deny",
      "Action": "*",
      "Resource": "*",
      "Condition": {
        "ForAllValues:StringEquals": {
          "aws:RequestedRegion": [

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Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am kepstein on github.
• I am kepstein (https://keybase.io/kepstein) on keybase.
• I have a public key ASDPq_5BgOosJn48jsaPNZGRVM9Y1C7dj1sMgBIgWywTEgo

To claim this, I am signing this object:

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#!/bin/bash

# bamboo
mkdir /opt/atlassian
wget -O /opt/atlassian/bamboo.tar.gz http://www.atlassian.com/software/bamboo/downloads/binary/atlassian-bamboo-5.1.1.tar.gz
cd /opt/atlassian
tar xzf bamboo.tar.gz
mv atlassian* bamboo

mkdir /home/bamboo

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aws polly synthesize-speech \
--output-format "mp3" \
--voice-id "Salli" \
--text "Amazon Polly is a service that turns text into lifelike speech. Polly lets you create applications that talk, enabling you to build entirely new categories of speech-enabled products. Polly is an Amazon AI service that uses advanced deep learning technologies to synthesize speech that sounds like a human voice. Polly includes 47 lifelike voices spread across 24 languages, so you can select the ideal voice and build speech-enabled applications that work in many different countries." \
polly-cli.mp3

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#!/usr/bin/python

import boto3
from contextlib import closing

client = boto3.client('polly')

response = client.synthesize_speech(
    OutputFormat='mp3',
    Text='Amazon Polly is a service that turns text into lifelike speech. Polly lets you create applications that talk, enabling you to build entirely new categories of speech-enabled products. Polly is an Amazon AI service that uses advanced deep learning technologies to synthesize speech that sounds like a human voice. Polly includes 47 lifelike voices spread across 24 languages, so you can select the ideal voice and build speech-enabled applications that work in many different countries.',

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Apache:
  - Activated 'KeepAlive' connections
  - Lowered keep alive timeout from 15 seconds to 2 seconds
  - Increased the number of minimum workers from 8 to 16
  - Activated server status page (/server-status)

APC (Alternative PHP Cache):
  - Set cache size to 256MB (ideal for SugarCRM workload)

Memcache:

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# requires that jq utility be installed and in $PATH
curl https://ip-ranges.amazonaws.com/ip-ranges.json | jq '.prefixes[]| "\(.service),\(.region),\(.ip_prefix)"'|tr -d '"' > aws_ips.csv

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import os

def lambda_handler(event, context):
    print os.environ

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#!/usr/bin/python

# Use CloudWatch Events Trigger - Schedule:InstancePending

import boto3
import time

def main(event, context):
    my_instance = str(event['detail']['instance-id'])
    ec2 = boto3.client("ec2", region_name=str(event['region']))

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#!/usr/bin/python

def lambda_handler(event, context):
    print format(event)