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var q = require('q')

q.fcall(function(resolve, reject) {
  resolve(undefined);
}).then(function() {
  console.log("Yey");
}, function() {
  console.log("Boo");
});

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var q = require('q')

q.fcall(function(resolve, reject) {
  resolve(something);
}).then(function() {
  console.log("Yey");
}, function() {
  console.log("Boo");
});

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var assert = require('assert')

describe('', function () {

  beforeEach(function () {
    this.foo = 'ABCD'
  })

  it('should share state', function () {
    assert.ok(this.foo === 'ABCD')

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var request = require('request')
var cheerio = require('cheerio')

function collapse (text) {

  return (
    text
      .replace(/\\t/g, '')
      .replace(/\\r/g, '')
      .replace(/\\n/g, '')

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function serveReddit (req, res) {
  function recurse(i, res) {
    if (i <= 0)
      res.end('</ul></div>')

    request({
      uri: 'http://www.reddit.com/r/random',
      followRedirect: false
    }, function (err, response, body) {
      var location = response.headers.location

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// arguments are `value`, `singular`, `plural`
// if `plural` is left out, it's just `singular` with an 's' appended
/*
pluralize(0, 'hour') // '0 hours'
pluralize(1, 'hour') // '1 hour'

pluralize(0, 'mouse', 'mice') // '0 mice'
pluralize(1, 'mouse', 'mice') // '1 mouse'
*/
;(function () {

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$(function () {
    
    function tick (str) {
      indexs[str] = (indexs[str] + 1) % arrays[str].length
      return arrays[str][indexs[str]]
    }
    
    var arrays = {}
    arrays.colors = [
      'yellow',

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#!/usr/bin/env node

var concat = require('concat-stream')

var target = 0
if (process.argv[2])
  target = parseInt(process.argv[2], 10)

process.stdin.pipe(concat(function (input) {
  var lines = input.toString().split('\n')

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#!/bin/bash

COUNT=$1

cat /dev/urandom | head -c $COUNT

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#!/bin/bash

COUNT=$1
EXPLETIVE=$2

yes $EXPLETIVE | tr -d '\n' | head -c $COUNT