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lukegalea / progress_bar.erl

Created July 21, 2008 15:07

	%% Copyright (c) 2008 Luke Galea www.ideaforge.org

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	%% of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal
	%% in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights
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	%% furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:

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lukegalea / progress_bar.erl

Created July 21, 2008 16:29

A progress bar module for erlang

	%% Copyright (c) 2008 Luke Galea www.ideaforge.org

	%% Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy
	%% of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal
	%% in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights
	%% to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell
	%% copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is
	%% furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:

	%% The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in

lukegalea / moongoose_issue.js

Created January 30, 2011 01:38

Mongoose Issue

	var path = path = require('path');
	require.paths.unshift(path.join(__dirname, "../node_modules"));
	require.paths.unshift(path.join(__dirname, "../vendor"));
	require('noop');

	var mongoose = require('mongoose'),
	Schema = mongoose.Schema,
	ObjectId = Schema.ObjectId;

	var ObservationSchema = new Schema({

lukegalea / mongoose_find_issue.js

Created January 31, 2011 00:50

Mongoose Find Issue

	var path = path = require('path');
	require.paths.unshift(path.join(__dirname, "../node_modules"));
	require.paths.unshift(path.join(__dirname, "../vendor"));
	require('noop');

	var mongoose = require('mongoose'),
	Schema = mongoose.Schema;
	mongoose.connect('mongodb://localhost/pumper');

	var ObservationSchema = new Schema({

lukegalea / mongoose_find.js

Created January 31, 2011 00:55

Mongoose Find Issue

	var path = path = require('path');
	require.paths.unshift(path.join(__dirname, "../node_modules"));
	require.paths.unshift(path.join(__dirname, "../vendor"));
	require('noop');

	var mongoose = require('mongoose'),
	Schema = mongoose.Schema;
	mongoose.connect('mongodb://localhost/pumper');

	var ObservationSchema = new Schema({

lukegalea / jqm_data_native_broken.html

Created February 5, 2011 01:34

JQM Data Native Broken

	<html>
	<head>
	<title>Pumper</title>
	<link rel="stylesheet" href=
	"http://code.jquery.com/mobile/1.0a3/jquery.mobile-1.0a3.min.css"
	type="text/css">
	<script src="http://code.jquery.com/jquery-1.5.min.js" type=
	"text/javascript">
	</script>
	<script src=

lukegalea / c10ktest.js

Created March 8, 2011 19:41

Stress Tester For Chat

	// your_prompt_$ sudo sysctl -w kern.maxfiles=65536
	// your_prompt_$ sudo sysctl -w kern.maxfilesperproc=32768

	var exec = require('child_process').exec,
	http = require('http'),
	_ = require('underscore'),
	crypto = require('crypto');

	var md5 = function(str) {
	var hash = crypto.createHash('md5');

lukegalea / panopticon.js

Created March 16, 2011 13:46

Panopticon JS

	// The Panopticon is a type of prison building designed by English philosopher and social theorist Jeremy Bentham in 1785.
	// The concept of the design is to allow an observer to observe (-opticon) all (pan-) prisoners without the incarcerated being able to tell whether they are being watched,
	// thereby conveying what one architect has called the "sentiment of an invisible omniscience."
	// Bentham himself described the Panopticon as "a new mode of obtaining power of mind over mind, in a quantity hitherto without example."

	var lastAction = new Date(),
	timeoutMins = 2,
	keepAliveMins = 1,
	timeoutEvent,
	keepAliveEvent,

lukegalea / Output_From_Npm_install.txt

Created May 13, 2011 01:18

Npm v1.0 issues



	> [email protected] preinstall /var/www/apps/dsharp/releases/20110513005251/node_modules/canvas
	> node-waf configure build


	> [email protected] install /var/www/apps/dsharp/releases/20110513005251/node_modules/mongodb
	> ./install.sh

	./install.sh: line 2: [: too many arguments

lukegalea / node-csv-parser_error.txt

Created May 19, 2011 13:20

node-csv-parser error

	node.js:134
	throw e; // process.nextTick error, or 'error' event on first tick
	^
	TypeError: Object function (){
	var state = {
	count: 0,
	countWriten: 0,
	field: '',
	line: [],
	lastC: '',