mateomurphy

      === Epic Snow Leopard Upgrayyyyd Guide ===

Son, you’re now living in the land of 64-bit systems.

That means that some of your 32-bit shit is now broken.

Not all is lost.

== Fixing MySQL weirdness

mateomurphy

// Create a queue to push events and stub all methods
window.analytics || (window.analytics = {});
window.analytics_queue || (window.analytics_queue = []);
(function() {
  var methods = ['identify', 'track', 'trackLink', 'trackForm', 'trackClick', 'trackSubmit', 'page', 'pageview', 'ab', 'alias', 'ready', 'group', 'on', 'once', 'off'];

  var factory = function(method) {
    return function () {
      var args = Array.prototype.slice.call(arguments);
      args.unshift(method);