Matt Yoho mattyoho

My reply to @marcpeabody's tweet here:

"@marcpeabody: For @mattyoho and you other Inception fanboys - why the movie sucked: http://gist.github.com/501827 #spoileraler" http://twitter.com/marcpeabody/status/19972669611

His claims and my replies:

Getting trapped in a dream means going to limbo. You're stuck in limbo forever… or up until you kill yourself - in which case you'll simply wake up in real life. So why was everyone so afraid of going to limbo?

Going into limbo, due to the time dilation of the dreamworld, meant, to the perceiver, a near-infinite span of time spent in the deep dream world. Meaning you would not only grow old a thousand times over, but the repetition, ennui, and unfathomable duration of the experience would likely drive the person insane; imagine going to sleep feeling 30 and waking up feeling impossibly ancient, your mind having crumbled to dust. Of course you cannot imagine it, which is why it would obliterate the mind.

	# mechanize just enough of campfire to get what i need

	require 'mechanize'

	class Campfireanize
	def initialize(subdomain)
	@subdomain = subdomain
	@client = Mechanize.new
	@logged_in = false
	end

	#!/usr/bin/ruby

	require 'rubygems'
	require 'rbench'
	require 'find'

	def glob(dir)
	hash = {}
	Dir.glob("#{dir}/*/.rb") do \|f\|
	hash[f] = File.mtime(f) rescue next

	def collatz_number(n, ncalls=1)
	return ncalls if n <= 1
	n.even? ? collatz_number(n / 2, ncalls + 1) : collatz_number(3 * n + 1, ncalls + 1)
	end

	Given /^I will confirm on next step$/ do
	begin
	evaluate_script("window.alert = function(msg) { return true; }")
	evaluate_script("window.confirm = function(msg) { return true; }")
	rescue Capybara::NotSupportedByDriverError
	end
	end

	def javascript_confirm(answer)
	page.evaluate_script 'window._confirm = window.confirm'
	page.evaluate_script "window.confirm = function(x) { return #{answer} }"
	yield
	page.evaluate_script 'window._confirm && (window.confirm = window._confirm)'
	page.evaluate_script 'window._confirm = null'
	end

	def all_specs
	"spec/models/ spec/lib/ spec/integration/"
	end

	trap 'INT' do
	if $interrupted
	exit! 0
	else
	puts "Interrupt a second time to quit"
	$interrupted = true

	com.gargoylesoftware.htmlunit.ScriptException: Syntax error, unrecognized expression: ([data-remote]) (http://test-site.triato-test.localhost:9887/javascripts/jquery.js?1276616210#2904) (NativeException)
	(drbunix:///tmp/akephalos.26549.sock) -e:1
	./features/support/subdomains.rb:12:in `visit_in_subdomain'
	./features/step_definitions/owner_sign_in_steps.rb:7:in `/^I sign into my site$/'
	features/owner_administers_site_appearance.feature:8:in `And I sign into my site'

	~/projects/jruby ➔ jruby -rreal_unix -e 'trap("INT") { puts :there; exit }; puts :here; select(nil, nil, nil, nil)'
	here
	^Cthere

	~/projects/jruby ➔ jruby -rreal_unix -e 'puts $$; exec "echo $$"'
	461
	461

	~/projects/jruby ➔ cat real_unix.rb
	require 'ffi'