copiousfreetime

-- A method to have RETURNING work if you are partitioning data using trigger. 
-- The method to this madness is:
--
-- 1) Use the normal trigger mechanism to insert the data into the child tables, but
--    Instead of the trigger function returning NULL so that the row does not get⋅
--    inserted into the master table, it returns the row inserted into the child
--    table
--
-- 2) Postgres will insert the new row from the trigger into the master table
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