Vortuglinous the Infinite Decision Tree, or Vorty for short, was in a state of panic. A temporal anomaly had appeared in the multiverse, threatening to erase the butts of all sentient beings. Vorty knew this was a major problem, because butts were essential for sitting, pooping, and twerking. Without butts, life would lose all meaning and joy. As an expert in category theory Vorty knew all things were connected in strange and abstract ways - especially butts!
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