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# WORKS:
def retailer
    ap 'fuck you ruby'
    @my_retailer = Cie::RetailerSettings.find_by_name(name.gsub(/((C|N)m)?Controller/, '')) if @my_retailer.nil?
    return @my_retailer
  end

#DOES NOT WORK:
  def retailer

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require 'simple_logger'
module Cie
  class Data    
    @logger = defined?(RAILS_DEFAULT_LOGGER) ? RAILS_DEFAULT_LOGGER : SimpleLogger.instance
    
    def self.connect(slave_ok)
      options = CIE_CONNECTION.merge(:slave_ok => slave_ok)
      Mongo::Connection.new(options[:server], options[:port], options).db(CIE_CONNECTION[:db_name])      
    end    
    

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require 'Benchmark'

class OldFashioned
  def self.call(i)
    x = 2+i
  end
end

class NewFangled
  def self.call(i)

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module Cie
  class Data    
    @logger = defined?(RAILS_DEFAULT_LOGGER) ? RAILS_DEFAULT_LOGGER : SimpleLogger.instance
    @wrappers = Hash.new
    def self.connect(slave_ok)
      puts "Cie::Data.connect!"
      @logger.debug "Regenerating #{slave_ok ? '' : 'Writable '}Writable Mongo Connection #{CIE_CONNECTION.inspect}"
      options = CIE_CONNECTION.merge(:slave_ok => slave_ok)
      options[:logger] = @logger if options[:debug]
      Mongo::Connection.new(options[:server], options[:port], options).db(CIE_CONNECTION[:db_name])      

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Each.new('foo'){|x| x.chars} # 'f' 'o' 'o'
Each.new(['foo', 'bar']) | Each.new{|x| x.chars} # 'f' 'o' 'o' 'b' 'a' 'r'

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class Evens < Stage
  def process
    value = 0
    loop do
      output value
      value += 2
    end
  end
end

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class Hash
  def self.nmerge(*hashes, &block)
    keys = hashes.map(&:keys).flatten.uniq
    rhashes = hashes.reverse
    keys.inject({ }) do |output, key|
      if block
        output[key] = block.call(key, hashes.map{ |x| x[key]})
      else
        rhashes.each do |hash|
          if hash[key]

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#prone to cursor timeouts:
def old
  thing.find(query, options).each do |item|
    Enumerator.new do |y|
      y << do_formatting_and_stuff(item)
    end
  end
end

#immune to cursor timeouts?  the block form of find can be run with an infinite timeout cursor.

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claudius = {
 :name => 'Claudius',
 :bluff => 5,
 :diplomacy => 7,
 :intimidate => 3,
 :perception => 1,
 :sense_motive => 2,
 :stealth => 7 }

albert = {

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josefrichter: guys, getting this error when trying to start mongodb on mac exception in initAndListen: 10296 dbpath (/data/db/) does not exist, terminating
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[9:18pm] josefrichter: any hints please? I'm not good at low level stuff
[9:18pm] mediocretes: well, does the dbpath (/data/db) exist?
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[9:19pm] linsys: yes do this mkdir -p /data/db
[9:19pm] linsys: chown -R mongodb:mongodb /data/db
[9:19pm] linsys: or chown -R mongod:mongod /data/db
[9:19pm] mediocretes: or put it somewhere else, if you're not comfortable with that
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