michaelglass

All it took to make him smile?
Pretend that you're a garbage pile

You spent that trip in mom's lap
Covering her with puke and crap

That pukey fucker, that little buster
Now with less puke, and golden luster!

He'll wake up at the dawn's ass crack

michaelglass

public class NestedForLoop {
	public static void main(String[] args) {
		int numRows = 4;
		int numColumns = 7;
		int[] columnSums = new int[numColumns];
		for (int row = 0; row < numRows; row++) {
			int rowSum = 0;
			for (int column=0; column < numColumns; column++) {
				int value = row * column;
				System.out.print(value + "\t");

michaelglass

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am michaelglass on github.
• I am glass (https://keybase.io/glass) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is 49AF 48CA BE8F AA22 8753 E158 8D8A C6D3 0FBD 81CD

To claim this, I am signing this object:

michaelglass

# A sample Guardfile
# More info at https://github.com/guard/guard#readme
if Dir.pwd == '/vagrant'
  Guard::UI.info 'detected vagrant, enabling force polling'
  Guard.options[:force_polling] = true
  Guard.listener.options[:force_polling] = true
end

guard 'rspec', cmd: 'zeus rspec', all_on_start: false, all_after_pass: false do
  #...

michaelglass

module AlertConfirmer
  class << self
    def reject_confirm_from &block
      handle_js_modal 'confirm', false, &block
    end

    def accept_confirm_from &block
      handle_js_modal 'confirm', true, &block
    end

michaelglass

#!/bin/bash
cd config
for link_me in application database; do
  ln -sf $link_me.yml{.example,};
done
cd ..

michaelglass

# Deadlock Retryer
# ================
# 
# when you decorate a class with `retry_deadlocks_from :such_a_locker, :so_many_locks, :lock_it_to_me`
# the deadlocks will be retried using a small random delay.  THIS MEANS THAT THEY CAN NO LONGER BE TREATED SYNCHRONOUSLY

module DeadlockRetryer
  def retry_deadlocks_from(*method_names)
    method_names -= retry_deadlocks.to_a 
    retry_deadlocks.merge method_names

michaelglass

# encoding: UTF-8
# by Eamon Nerbonne (from http://home.nerbonne.org/A-vs-An), Apache 2.0 license
class IndefiniteArticle
  # Usage example: IndefiniteArticle.for("example ")
  # example returns: "an"
  # Note that the terminal space indicates this is a complete word - this is sometimes significant, particularly for acronyms!
  DICT = "]08[09[0-11[0-4[0-4 ]0-6-[0-8[11[110]111]112]113]114]115]116]117]118]119]11.4]18[180]1800[1801[1802[1803[1804[1805[1806[1807[1808[1809[181-]181 ]182-]182 ]183-]183 ]184-]184 ]185-]185 ]186-]186 ]187-]187 ]188-]188 ]189-]189 ]8[800x]890]8,1]8,2]–i[#i[$11 [$11.[$18 [$18,[$18.[$8[&a[&o[*a[*e[*i[.av[.mp[.og[/a[/e[/h[/i[/l[/s/[@[`a[£8[∞[a[a ]abou]about-[agai]al-I]algu]alth]amon]an ]and]and\"[anda[ande[andr[anot]anyw]apart ]appears]apre]are ]are:]artí]A[A$]AAA]Akiz]Amar\"]Andaluc]Armat]Asturias]Athl]Athleti[Athlo[AU$]AUD]AUSC]Á[á[à[Ä[ā[Å[æ[Æ[Æn]Bhai[Bhá[Buddhism[contains[Chais[County,[das [dem [der [describes[Dinas[Diver-[Dún]e[e.g]each ]either ]either.]el-]ella]empez]enoug]eu]eup [e

michaelglass

import sublime_plugin
import os

class RemoteTouch(sublime_plugin.EventListener):
    def on_post_save(self, view):
        file_name = view.file_name()
        needle = "PATH_FOR_YOUR_APP" # change this
        if needle in file_name:
            project_root = view.window().folders()[0]
            relative_path = file_name.replace(project_root + '/', "")

michaelglass

# Deadlock Retryer
# ================
# 
# when you decorate a class with retry_deadlocks_from :such_a_locker, :so_many_locks, :lock_it_to_me
# the deadlocks will be retried using a small random delay.  THIS MEANS THAT THEY CAN NO LONGER BE TREATED SYNCHRONOUSLY

module DeadlockRetryer
  def retry_deadlocks_from(*method_names)
    method_names -= retry_deadlocks.to_a 
    retry_deadlocks.merge method_names